I'm Not Very Good At This, Am I?

[rionaleonhart]

THIS ENTRY IS NOT GOING TO BE ABOUT INCEST. There has been too much incest in this journal lately.

'TALL TALES': AMAZING. I love it when the writers and actors have clearly had far too much fun with a particular episode. Trickster episodes are the best episodes. (The back-of-DVD blurb was rather amusing, too: Dean and Sam mysteriously start bickering like an old married couple. How sinister! THAT'S - THAT'S NOT INCEST; IT'S JUST A SIMILE.) It sort of makes me want to write an entire fic with Dean in the role of the highly unreliable narrator, but I imagine that would be terribly difficult to keep up for more than three seconds. Also, of course, it would never be able to equal that episode's sheer levels of amazingness.

SPEAKING OF THE AMAZINGNESS OF 'TALL TALES': the two sides of the bar scene on YouTube. SO MUCH JOY. And there are no spoilers! And it's only three minutes long! Meaning that you have very little excuse not to watch it. You like 'two characters tell the same story in different ways' scenes, don't you? Well, you should.

This episode may have made me into a bit of a Sam/Laptop 'shipper. (AND THE LAPTOP IS NOT RELATED TO SAM. I AM STRONG.) Because, you know, their love is true.

HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU: if they're both in the Impala, and Dean is driving, and Sam is using his laptop in the passenger seat, is it a foursome? OBVIOUSLY IT IS NOT AN ABSOLUTE FOURSOME, AS NO SAM/DEAN IS INVOLVED. THIS ENTRY IS NOT ABOUT INCEST IN ANY WAY.

Comments

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

SAM AND DEAN ARE DOIN' IT IN THE BUTT.

[rionaleonhart]

THERE WILL BE NONE OF YOUR FILTH HERE. THIS JOURNAL IS A PLACE OF PURITY AND NOT-INCEST. NO; YOU'LL FIND NONE OF THAT 'INCEST' STUFF IN MY LIVEJOURNAL.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

"Hey Sammy, isn't it awesome when we fuck?"

"...It is pretty awesome, Dean."

"Fuck yeah."

[rionaleonhart]

Man, why did it take me so long to discover that saying 'NONE OF THAT HERE' will mean I get fic? I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED ET CETERA.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

So wait, does this mean we're all supposed to write incest-fic now?

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

That is still a truly amazing icon.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

CORRECTION

SAM AND DEAN ARE DOIN' IT IN THE IMPALA.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

Sorry; you may commence critiquing me for OOC-ness at any time. I just thought that perhaps the Riona didst protest too much ^__^;.

[rionaleonhart]

Seriously, I was pretty shocked there. It is frightening when you leap unexpectedly out of character!

[nomelon.livejournal.com]

That's not a foursome, just a double date. A foursome would require plugging the laptop into the Impala's cigarette lighter, and then there'd be some Sam and Dean, um, switching, and, yeah. That's a foursome. Uh, sort of.

[rionaleonhart]

I get the impression that you have put perhaps a little too much thought into this. And I don't find the idea of plugging the laptop into the Impala hot, shut up.

[nomelon.livejournal.com]

HA! Do not point the finger of blame when it comes to man/machinery shenanigans! I know your predilections for man/car smuttery! I'm just sayin', you raise a valid point with the Sam/laptop OTP, thassall.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

You should write Sam's Laptop/Dean's Impala. Because it would be a nice distraction from all the twisted and wrong incest stuff.

And no one writes man/vehicle like you do, so I imagine your computer/vehicle would be brilliant.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

You should write Dean the Highly Unreliable Narrator!

And that clip from the bar with Sam as Dean's bitchy jealous girlfriend is great.

I like how Starla had a sister. That way she and Sam and Dean could all go and have drunken sex IN ENTIRELY HETEROSEXUAL AND COMPLETELY INCEST-FREE WAYS!

[rionaleonhart]

I love that clip far too much. Similarly amazing is this clip, from the same episode.

That way she and Sam and Dean could all go and have drunken sex IN ENTIRELY HETEROSEXUAL AND COMPLETELY INCEST-FREE WAYS!

Well, of course! It's not as if there's going to be any at-first-accidental, gradually-becoming-a-little-too-involved sibling-touching at all.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Hooray, more clips!

And no accidental touching at all. There's no way that Dean would be drunk enough to start deciding the accidental touching was a good idea, and start making it deliberate. And Sam would never get drunk, grab his brother's face, and move in for a kiss (do you have any clips of Sam Not Doing That?). So, completely incest free Dean/Possibly Starla, and Sam/Possibly Starla's sister.

[rionaleonhart]

Obviously not.

As a matter of fact, Sam doesn't do exactly that shortly after the 2.10 mark in this 'Playthings' clip.

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

if they're both in the Impala, and Dean is driving, and Sam is using his laptop in the passenger seat, is it a foursome?

YOU NEED TO ADD PIE TO THE EQUATION. (What would that be though? A quintet? A union of five people things people?)

[denorios.livejournal.com]

That episode is so awesome. The scene with the frat boy slowdancing with the alien to 'Lady in Red' had me collapsed on the floor with laughter.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW. FOR AN ENTRY NOT ABOUT INCEST, THERE SURE IS A LOT OF INCEST IN THIS ENTRY.

The Trickster is my SPN boyfriend. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WANT TO HAVE HIS ANNOYING LITTLE BABIES.

[rionaleonhart]

THERE IS NO INCEST; YOU ARE CLEARLY IMAGINING THINGS.

The Trickster is amazing, both because he's generally a marvellous character and because he turns every episode he's in to solid gold. And yes, all right, I've drawn that conclusion from a mere two episodes, but it's true.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

OH YOU'VE SEEN THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER EPISODE THEN??

OMG I WAS SO HAPPY THAT THAT TURNED OUT TO BE THE TRICKSTER YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I can not wait for moar episodes with him in them. IT HAS TO HAPPEN. I DEMAND IT.

[rionaleonhart]

...if by 'the golden retriever episode' you mean 'that longest-Tuesday-ever episode in series three that was absolutely appallingly horrible to Sam and also freaking amazing'?

I sort of hope you don't, because that would mean there's another Trickster episode for me to look forward to.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Does Sam/Laptop count as cybersex?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_afterism/]

SAM'S BITCH FACE is all I have to say about that clip. It is a thing of wondrous expressive glee.