rionaleonhart | Also, 'What Is And What Should Never Be' Tore At My Soul.

No matter how heavily I tried to ration my DVDs, I had to run out at some point, alas. I have now watched the first two series of Supernatural, and I just - the Winchesters, you guys. I love them so much. I love that they will do anything for each other. I love that either of them would rather die than see the other dead, no question. I love that they can love each other more than anything else in the world and still argue and fight and call each other names and only allow how much they care about each other to break through to the surface in the most exceptional of exceptional circumstances.

I was going to make a poll asking 'which brother do you prefer as a character?', 'which brother do you find more attractive?' and 'which brother do you most identify with?', but my answers would be 'I DON'T KNOW', 'I DON'T KNOW' and 'OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW', which seems a little silly.

Oh, hell, I'm making it anyway.

[Poll #1161089]

(Also, I said in an entry a while ago that Sam Winchester needs to kiss people more often. I have now decided that Dean Winchester most definitely needs to hug people more often. Every time he hugs someone, my heart breaks. Every time. And Dean-hugs are much more meaningful than Dean-kisses.)

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Aha! but how do you know you haven't already been sucked out of reality for the purpose of making out with yourself?! O_O

i started reading that fic and then got distracted. story of my life. but i will finish reading it. though maybe, dinner first. also, i think i need to alert my whole flist to the existence of this comm and ask if they want to be written into such an orgy.

Also, hi Riona, sweetie, sorry for spammin' your lj! Will you please be joining us in the orgy of lj-peeps happening in the backseat of the impala ,with many Wolfies, appearing perhaps on my lj sometime soon, or on

tgs_slashers??? We'd love to have you there! :D

Good day! Amusing LJ-spam is always welcome.

I think I may be a bit unnerved by actual sex, but I'm always happy to be written into a clean role. Also, that would make you the third person to write fanfiction about me, which I find rather amusing.

Ok. A clean role. *looks up meaning of the word 'clean'* Right. I think I've got it. ... So Wolfy has linked me to one fic, what is the other fic to feature you, pray may I ask? And why does no one write fic about meeeeeeee? *pouts* :P

Hey, I may or may not right now be writing about many Wolfies in the one Impala - is there any info you can impart on me about her? God, it's going to be so OOC, I can tell. *sigh* Oh well.

newbie1990 wrote rather a lot of fic in the comments here, in which I, er, bodyswap with Jeremy Clarkson. Yes.

I think you're going to have to ask her about that; I've never met her in real life, much though I'd like to.

I have now read the Riona - Clarkson bodyswap fic - I hope that's OK, because you did link to it.

It is brilliant, hilarious and luminous, and I think more people should read it ♥

omg, i'm reading that fic and there's so much of it! does it seem longer because it's broken up between comments? or does it actually stretch on into infinity? will they ever get out of the car? omg, it's Waiting for Godot with bodyswapping! the hilarity!

(but the question is why does no one collect it into one post?) (why, i say, why??!)

~~oh, and i was sure you & wolfy were... um.~~ nothing. tralala.

Useful information about me.

1) I am unofficially the official Top Gear Ninja.

2) I am NOT the Stig, a Time Lord, any form of lycanthrope, or a certain writer for Life on Mars, and will not be Steampunk Pimp!Jeremy in my next regeneration. ;-) Also, I have never been a pirate.

3) I'm not much of a hugger when sober. If I don't know the person well, I may resort to fending them off with my Flying Ninja Crutches of Doom (which, er, don't actually fly). When moderately tipsy, I get more touchy-feely, and extremely chatty. When solidly drunk, I speak in far too many languages at once.

4) I can bend my ankles upwards in a way no one else I've met can. It's quite possibly the most useless superpower ever, but it's still kind of cool.

5) I have advanced open-water scuba certification.

6) I can't draw.

so, from #2 i take it to mean you are in fact the stig, a time lord, a werewolfy, a LoM writer, a time lord, steampunk pimp!jeremy and a pirate. ok, right then.

the hugging thing i kinda already knew. but if there are many you and you've been brought into some alternate universe for the purpose of making out with many versions of yourself, is 'hugging' then ok? and by 'hugging' i mean 'licking, kissing, touching, pinning to the backseat of the impala, um, basically sexing' - how does any of that sound? because you know, if you're not happy with that... then i shall ~~stop thinking about it~~ stop, um, writing about... er... *blushes* ... it is an orgy, you know that, right? ;-)

ooh! i was born with the soles of my feet facing my face! but that's a bit different to what you're saying, right? though i can't actually picture what you're saying. *thinks*

re: #5: oh, cool. don't know how i can work that in, but cool nonetheless!

i am worried for my sanity now! :D

Wait, am I two Time Lords?

I know myself well enough that I wouldn't have issues with hugging, licking, or orgy-having. It's not so much of a thing with people I already know fairly well. I can be quite cuddly on long aquaintance.

The foot thing is different. It's like how feet can go from pointed toes to a right-angle thing? Mine bend both ways. They can go down to pointing, or up to a really sharp angle.

Don't worry about sanity; that's for places that are not livejournal.

Yep, you are the Master and Romana. Trufax. The Master is also Sam from LoM when he went to 1973 and lost his tardis. But you know that, right? Because it's you! Da-da-daaaaaaaaaa! (that was dramatic music btw)

oh, i get the foot thing now. my point is quite good - did ballet as a wee lass, so maybe that has something to do with it. but i'm intrigued by other angle thing. like what degrees are we talking here? 45°?? :P

ok. um. i'm just going to write this thing and stop worrying. i am writing it because you prodded me in that direction! so, in a way, you asked for it! eeeeee!

Forty-five-ish. Maybe a smidge sharper.

And I can't do proper points. I have to push them down into that position with my hand or something. They don't go that way on their own. But they do go that way, and no one else bends in my particular direction, so the only ankles that go both ways, yay!

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

That's enough for a game in Bridge, you know ;-)

Also, 'What Is And What Should Never Be' Tore At My Soul.

i still don't know what you mean by 'wingfic'. that is the question here.

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