Scofield And Burrows Go To Camp Rock? Perhaps Not.

[rionaleonhart]

Now, had I just watched Camp Rock I might observe that Mitchie clearly has a great big crush on Tess. But of course I have never watched Camp Rock. In fact, I've never even heard of Camp Rock. What is this Camp Rock of which you speak?

(Also, the Camp Rock section at fanfiction.net has some of the silliest pairing names I've ever seen. Smitchie! Mess! ER BY WHICH I MEAN I'M NOT - I - I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CAMP ROCK FANFICTION, OKAY. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.)

Who wants to watch the rushed and corny and implausible and yet still sort of adorable love story of Camp Rock in five minutes? (I - I'm not talking about Mitchie/Tess. This is the love story Disney actually intended.) I know you do.

This guy hears a girl singing and becomes obsessed with finding her.
OH LOOK THERE SHE IS.

There are a couple of things between these scenes, but those are the important bits. Are you filled with fluffy Disneyish love? I am. A little bit. OH, COME ON, IT MAY BE RIDICULOUS BUT IT'S STILL HEARTWARMING.

And now, on an entirely different note, highlight the below for a 'shag, shoot or marry' conversation I just had with my brothers about Prison Break. Spoilers up to the second-season episode 'Chicago'.

Joseph: Shag, shoot or marry: Abruzzi, Tweener or Haywire?
Riona: Er. Well, I'd marry Tweener.
Joseph: Awww, little Tweener?
Fred: Won't you be upset when Tweener dies?
Riona: ...They're all going to die. Um...
Joseph: If you shoot Haywire, he'll never get to Holland.
(unexpected assless freak!)
Riona: Heh, I know. Shag Haywire, shoot Abruzzi.
Fred: Haywire's dead.
Joseph: Well, we're not doing this now. Otherwise there'd be a lot of shooting, shagging and marrying corpses.
Riona: ...well, in that case I suppose I'd still shag Haywire, as he's been dead for the shortest amount of time.
Joseph: (laughs) Actually, the answers would all be the same, wouldn't they? Shag Haywire; Tweener's probably the lightest, so he'd be easier to drag around...

Necrophilia and Disney, together in one Livejournal entry at last!

Comments

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

I actually enjoyed Camp Rock. I felt it was a nice turnaround from all the hype for the HSM's. (yes, I know you like them, and I have no problem with them themselves, it's just that I'm not too fond of Zac Efron and I thoroughly despise Ashley Tisdale for reasons that go back to Suite Life, and I don't think the quality matched the popularity, and this list just goes on and on.) Plus, the songs were catchy and I admit the J. Brothers are rather attractive. Y'know, if you're into that sort of thing. (except for the curly haired one, who was completely adorable in the movie.)

I would love to see you send one or more of the characters to Silent Hill. I know you will eventually, becuase you always do, but I'm just going to point out for the record that I'm behind that idea.

Just so y'know.

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, I'm glad someone on my flist has watched it! I may throw you in front of me and run away if people start to judge. Just so you know.

...I don't think I'm going to write Camp Rock fanfiction. But I didn't think I was going to write High School Musical fanfiction either, and I ended up bodyswapping Ryan and Sharpay with Sam and Dean, so...

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

I read that. I quite liked it. And basically I'll read any of your crossovers if I know at least one of the fandoms involved.

I doubt people will judge you for watching Camp Rock. They haven't thrown you out of the internet for reading Twilight yet, right? (I tried to check it out from my library- apparently there's a waitlist a mile long for both copies, and as I refuse to have it reserved under my name, I'll have to get a copy from somewhere.)

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

It is odd to think the white-jacket-guy is gay based purely on his fleeing from the girls and his camp telephone conversation? What straight guy demands hair product whilst having a hissy fit? He needs SUCH a haircut though, seriously. He and his love interest can get their bangs cut together.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

:( That was not as interesting as the blue "assless freak" made me believe.

[rionaleonhart]

I AM SORRY FOR assless freak DECEIVING YOU.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

THAT, ALSO, WAS NOT AS INTERESTING AS IT COULD'VE BEEN. EVEN THOUGH I LOL'D MY ASS OFF.

[rionaleonhart]

I'm kicking myself for not making it say 'I AM SORRY FOR DECEIVING YOU, assless freak'.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Now that would've been hilarious. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD