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rionaleonhart) wrote2008-10-17 10:36 am
rionaleonhart) wrote2008-10-17 10:36 am
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Shut Up, It Totally Makes Sense.
It turns out that I have, in fact, been able to watch the new episode (fifth episode, fourth season) of Supernatural! Thank you, YouTube; I am in your debt.
When Dean said he had been 'rehymenated', I was fully expecting Sam to explain that, er, Dean, you never had a hymen.
As he did not, I can only conclude that Dean is a biological woman.
I'm not sure why the reanimation thing didn't reverse his mastectomy, but I'm sure there's a very good reason.
Incidentally, the LJ-cut text was originally going to say 'A thought on something Dean said. Yes, that', and then I thought, 'but "Lazarus Rising" still hasn't aired in England! What if some people believe that Dean is still in Hell and Sam is travelling around with Delaware Singer?' In the parallel imaginary Deanless season, Delaware was targeted the moment they drove into town, because he is a prostitute and I am fairly sure that prostitutes do not have excellent life expectancies in horror films. Or perhaps he and Sam were the couple in the car when the werewolf came to visit. And they survived because the werewolf in films does not generally expect one of the couple sexing it up in the car to calmly shoot it through the heart with a silver bullet and carry right on snogging the other. HELPFUL TIP, SHAPESHIFTER: IMPERSONATING A CREATURE THAT HAS THE SAME WEAKNESS AS YOU? NOT REALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
Did I mention that the pizza delivery scene was amazing? CUTEST SHAPESHIFTER EVER. Also amazing: Dean's ridiculous outfit! Dean being ashamed of his little brother's awkward door-kicking! Jamie being pretty awesome! The scene cuts! The 'intermission' sign! The whole black-and-white thing!
No Castiel or Ruby, but I suppose that makes sense, given that the whole episode was really a return to the format of the first season. Maybe they were off having sex somewhere. I can't believe Castiel/Ruby never occurred to me before! Has anyone written it? This is an idea by which I am really rather intrigued.
When Dean said he had been 'rehymenated', I was fully expecting Sam to explain that, er, Dean, you never had a hymen.
As he did not, I can only conclude that Dean is a biological woman.
I'm not sure why the reanimation thing didn't reverse his mastectomy, but I'm sure there's a very good reason.
Incidentally, the LJ-cut text was originally going to say 'A thought on something Dean said. Yes, that', and then I thought, 'but "Lazarus Rising" still hasn't aired in England! What if some people believe that Dean is still in Hell and Sam is travelling around with Delaware Singer?' In the parallel imaginary Deanless season, Delaware was targeted the moment they drove into town, because he is a prostitute and I am fairly sure that prostitutes do not have excellent life expectancies in horror films. Or perhaps he and Sam were the couple in the car when the werewolf came to visit. And they survived because the werewolf in films does not generally expect one of the couple sexing it up in the car to calmly shoot it through the heart with a silver bullet and carry right on snogging the other. HELPFUL TIP, SHAPESHIFTER: IMPERSONATING A CREATURE THAT HAS THE SAME WEAKNESS AS YOU? NOT REALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
Did I mention that the pizza delivery scene was amazing? CUTEST SHAPESHIFTER EVER. Also amazing: Dean's ridiculous outfit! Dean being ashamed of his little brother's awkward door-kicking! Jamie being pretty awesome! The scene cuts! The 'intermission' sign! The whole black-and-white thing!
No Castiel or Ruby, but I suppose that makes sense, given that the whole episode was really a return to the format of the first season. Maybe they were off having sex somewhere. I can't believe Castiel/Ruby never occurred to me before! Has anyone written it? This is an idea by which I am really rather intrigued.