How Long Have You Been On Fire?

[rionaleonhart]

Here's a fun meme I attempted about half a year ago. I haven't really written anything for a couple of months, and right now I need to relearn how to get into a character's mindset, so it seems a good time to repost it.

Ask any character you think I might be able to manage a question, and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer (or possibly reply as myself going 'WHAT THE HELL, I CAN'T DO THIS'). Feel free to ask either as yourself or as another character.

Ask away! (You may, if you wish, ask multiple questions (perhaps of multiple characters) or attempt to engage the characters in extended conversation.)

Comments

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

Assuming you read the comment fic for Wolfy that I accidentally wrote in your journal (sorry about that), could you explain, in the character of Dr. Horrible, some of the details to the Nefarious Penguin Plan?

Assuming that you didn't read it, perhaps you could get Jack to tell me some of his OTP's. I know he has them.

Dr Horrible

[rionaleonhart]

Why would I tell you what my plans for the penguins were? An awesome villain's got to have some secrets, y'know.

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Okay, if you're really interested. See, penguins can swim, right? And they have wings. So, if they could swim and fly, anyone who could control them would be able to use them as an army on the land and in the sea and in the sky.

I mean, they can't fly, but I - I was going to work on that.

Re: Dr Horrible

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

I love penguins. I have nearly a hundred in my room.

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They're not real, obviously.

I just wanted to make sure you weren't going to hurt them. As long as there's no harm done, I don't mind your nefarious plot.

And I promise not to tell any adorable superheroes who may or may not try to stop you, but in a nicer way than Cheesy-on-the-Outside, because they're awesome.