How Long Have You Been On Fire?

[rionaleonhart]

Here's a fun meme I attempted about half a year ago. I haven't really written anything for a couple of months, and right now I need to relearn how to get into a character's mindset, so it seems a good time to repost it.

Ask any character you think I might be able to manage a question, and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer (or possibly reply as myself going 'WHAT THE HELL, I CAN'T DO THIS'). Feel free to ask either as yourself or as another character.

Ask away! (You may, if you wish, ask multiple questions (perhaps of multiple characters) or attempt to engage the characters in extended conversation.)

Comments

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

Assuming you read the comment fic for Wolfy that I accidentally wrote in your journal (sorry about that), could you explain, in the character of Dr. Horrible, some of the details to the Nefarious Penguin Plan?

Assuming that you didn't read it, perhaps you could get Jack to tell me some of his OTP's. I know he has them.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Jack Harkness: Be honest, what do you REALLY use as selection criteria for Torchwood future employees?

Also, how would you feel about meeting another immortals like yourself?

Dean Winchester: What happened to the Bavarian Oktoberfest outfit?

[serriadh.livejournal.com]

(can I ask a Real Person Character, please?)

James, did you have fun on your big beer gay adventure?

or, if RPs aren't allowed:

Tosh (before you died?) - what's the most annoying thing about Jack? What do you like most about Ianto

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

KRSSHHHHHHHHH

KRSSHSHHHHSHHHHHH

IAN-

KRSHHHSHHHHHHHHH

-ANTO

IT'S KRHSHHHH

SHHHHHH

CAN YOU-

IANTO-

SHHHHHHHH

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

Ooh, just noticed the multiple questions part!

Stig: The Liana or the Lacetti? Which one did you prefer having as the Reasonably Priced Car?

Sam, or Dean: Why should I watch your show instead of some other show with monsters n' such?

And finally, Neville: Are you aware of how adorable you are?

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Sam: How much do you trust Castiel? How much do you trust Ruby? Which one would you rely on with the world at stake?

Dean: What's with the freaky red-eyed dream?

[harveytheayeaye.livejournal.com]

Dean, how is the "rehymenation" working out for you?

Also, I want to know if Troy Bolton is up for questioning, but I can't think of a decent question.

[reipan.livejournal.com]

Hey, Chad, if you don't dance how come your baseball game was so flagrantly, obviously choreographed?

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

HEY, BALTHIER. How do you put up with Jack being the world's biggest manwhore ever?

love, ianto
ps get your hands off my man no that bit is totally a joke, i swear.

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

HEY. HEY YOU. CAPTAIN HAMMER. YES, YOU WITH THE CHEESY HAIRSTYLE. I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.

Did you find out that Dr. Horrible had a crush on Penny before or after you started dating her? And, why are you so mean? Dr. Horrible is a total sweetheart and you just kept hurting him. On purpose.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Hey Dean, what Pokemon is Sam?

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

It wasn't Ruby Sam was with when Dean woke up and looked out the window this time. At least Dean didn't think so. Not unless she'd switched bodies again. It was some pregnant chick from the look of it. She had short hair, and a surprisingly flat chest, and Dean couldn't tell much else.

He had to step outside and see, of course. Looking after his little brother was what he'd been put on the earth to do. At least the most recent time.

"Are you eating?" Sam asked the woman. "Healthy food, I mean. Here." Sam started counting out the cash.

"I'm eating fine." The woman took the money, Dean noticed.

"Hey, Sammy," Dean said, poking his head out. "And hey..."

Sam turned around. "Dean! Hi! This is...Della."

In better light, the pregnant chick was no chick at all. "Delaware Springer." The guy stuck his hand out. "So you're the legendary Dean?"

Dean shook the guy's hand. "Hey. You a hunter?" He'd heard of this kind of thing. Hunting accidents. Guys who tangled with the wrong kind of creature, and wound up with something growing inside them. Sometimes it took a long time to get them out safely.

"Sometimes." Delaware smiled. "I'm a friend of Sam's. A close friend. Especially these past few months."

Dean didn't like how the guy said close, but he held it in. Pregnancy hormones could do weird things to guys, apparently. At least that's what Dad had always said. "Delaware, is that like Indiana Jones?"

Delaware grinned in a way that made Dean think he might like the guy. "Yeah!" He smacked Sam's arm. "See, he knows! Saw those movies when I was like ten and picked the name."

Dean smiled back. "There was like a month after I first saw those movies where I wanted to be Montana Winchester."

"You should!" Delaware clapped an arm on Dean's shoulder. "I mean why not?"

"Kind of a chick name. I'd sound like a stripper." Dean looked down at Delaware's stomach. "Looks like a run of bad luck."

Delaware ran a hand over his pregnant belly. "That's one way to look at it."

"So, what did that?" Seeing Delaware's expression, Dean added, "What knocked you up? Er, impregnated you? A demon? A curse?"

Delaware looked over at Sam. "You didn't tell him?"

"How was I supposed to tell him?"

"Tell me what?" Dean looked at Sam. "Tell me what?"

"How it's all his fault." Delaware smiled crookedly.

Sam looked down with the same guilty expression he'd had trying to sneak a cookie as a kid. "I got Della pregnant. The baby's mine."

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Dean! When was the last time you changed your bloody socks?

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

Dear Ryan;

Why do you think that you are (by the looks of it) the only person in East High without a significant other? Are you the only gay in the village, perhaps?

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Dean:

Hypothetically, Ruby and Bela turn up offering you a threesome. On one condition; you have to be temporarily genderswapped into a woman to participate. Do you a) accept, b) refuse, or c) reveal that you're secretly a woman already, making genderswap unnecessary?

[the-funmonkey.livejournal.com]

So Sam, how was your first day working for Torchwood?

I mean Harkness, of course, but by all means take it as any Jack you like.

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

Hey, Jack, c'mere. Siddown. I wanna talk to you a minute. Just between us, you an' me. I gotta know- at any point in your life, have you been turned into a monkey and sent back in time to be the mascot on a pirate ship?

Late, but how could I resist?

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Well, how long have you been on fire?