How Long Have You Been On Fire?

[rionaleonhart]

Here's a fun meme I attempted about half a year ago. I haven't really written anything for a couple of months, and right now I need to relearn how to get into a character's mindset, so it seems a good time to repost it.

Ask any character you think I might be able to manage a question, and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer (or possibly reply as myself going 'WHAT THE HELL, I CAN'T DO THIS'). Feel free to ask either as yourself or as another character.

Ask away! (You may, if you wish, ask multiple questions (perhaps of multiple characters) or attempt to engage the characters in extended conversation.)

Comments

Re: Captain Hammer

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

(Actually, he deduced that it was malfunctioning because any idiot with half a brain could see the way it was beeping and ticking. [which excludes you, sorry.]

Yes, because all heroes check for villains by crying and shouting for their mommy's.)

His happily ever after may have resulted in reformation. It probably wouldn't have, but it might have, and that doesn't change the fact that you were using her as a weapon in your petty rivalry. Didn't you trust her judgement enough to know that she wouldn't have dated the villain if she knew he was the villain?

I would never have thought to suggest that you would 'hammer' kids and dogs and stuff. Was that perhaps a Freudian slip? And by what do you mean 'stuff?' Does it refer to cars, trees, zombies?

I didn't see the whole city trying to seduce you. Just two girls and a boy (who it would seem never actually got to bed with you, blowing a hole in your logic.) and by leaving out the boy, don't you think you're being a bit unfair there?

Your arguments are riddled with hole, Hammer. You need to rethink things.