Way To Go, Self.

[rionaleonhart]

DEAR EVERYONE: shoebox_project was hacked, and I clicked the links the hacker posted, because I'm stupid, and apparently these links have been known to install keyloggers on clickers' computers, and I have run a virus scan but it has not detected anything, which is actually slightly less reassuring than running a scan and having it say 'yeah, you had a problem but now we have fixed it!', so, er.

SO THERE IS A CHANCE THAT SOMEBODY WILL HACK INTO MY LIVEJOURNAL AND DELETE ALL OF MY ENTRIES.

This would not be awesome. So, er, if all of my entries suddenly disappear and I post an entry with a suspicious-looking link to a site that ends with '.ru', don't click, guys.

I politely request that you all write 'sorry you're so stupid' snippets of fanfiction about Jensen and Jared in the comments. (By '"sorry you're so stupid" fanfiction' I mean fanfiction to distract me from thinking 'you're an idiot, Riona', but if you would like to write Jared/Jensen fanfiction with 'sorry you're so stupid' as a prompt, please do!)

Comments

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

I TOO CLICKED THE LINK. However, the page didn't load for me, so hopefully I'm not going to be taken by Russians anytime soon.

Am mid-journal back-up (http://ljbackup.yamnet.co.uk/) anyway, just in case.

[rionaleonhart]

Psst! Pretend the page loaded and then get people to write fanfiction for you!

I've been backing up my journal for a while, but it would still be incredibly rubbish if I had to rebuild my Internet home.

[dragged-up.livejournal.com]

Have you tried running an antispyware program as well as an antivirus, just to be safe?

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

I've been meaning to back it up since the great strikethrough drama of '07. FINALLY, I AM A RESPONSIBLE BLOGGER.

Wait, I mean-- write me fanfic!

[maestro1123.livejournal.com]

I clicked on it too and my virus checker found nothing. I think you're safe! At a guess, I'd say it's probably more to do with site hits/advertising revenue, but that's just a very very vague guess.

Or possibly we'll both get hacked together.

Also: Shoebox! We barely knew ye!

[rionaleonhart]

Trying out Google's Spyware Doctor right now!

Man, hackers, I was supposed to spend this evening working on my data analysis project. You guys are gits.

[thrennion.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh dear. I can't be arsed to look at the links, but... oh dear indeed. *hugs instead of 'fic, too tired to write*.

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

Using the very little I know about them, I am going to write you crappy, probably ooc Jared and Jensen sympathy fic.

~o.o.o~

"Aw, man, I've been hacked!"

"Really?" Jared peered over Jensen's shoulder. "Idiot! That's what you get for clicking random links on some British fan's journal."

"Well most of it is stuff about us. How was I supposed to know they were bad links?" He pouted a bit, which made him look like a cross child. "At least I backed my journal up. And I don't think this chick actually knew what the links were. Even if she does look evil in that one picture."

Jared patted his shoulder, almost as if to say 'Sorry you're so stupid.'

[rionaleonhart]

Don't look at the links! Looking at the links is a bad idea!

The hugs are appreciated, though.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE BEEN ~INFECTED~ BECAUSE I CLICKED THE LINK BUT FIREFOX DIDN'T OPEN THE PAGES?

WAS FIREFOX TRYING TO PROTECT ME ALL ALONG??????

OH FIREFOX, ARE YOU MORE VALIANT AND TRUE THAN I HAVE PREVIOUSLY SUSPECTED?

oh my god please don't steal my livejournal, hackers.

[rionaleonhart]

Heeeeeeeeee! Well, something good has come out of all this, at least.

[rionaleonhart]

FIREFOX LOADED IT FOR ME.

WHY DO YOU HATE MY JOURNAL, FIREFOX?

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I CLICKED THE LINK AND IT LOADED. *CRIES*

[reipan.livejournal.com]

At the risk of sounding like Yuffie, this would be the benefit of using Linux. Hell, I can't install anything on this machine; anybody else trying to install stuff on it just gets looked at by my computer, as if to say "yes. That's an interesting noise you're making. Are you finished yet?"

I hope your Livejournal doesn't get stolen, anyway. And, uh, yeah. Hugs to you.

I'm sorry if this comment sounds brusque; I am absolutely cream crackered.

...have some tea?

[rionaleonhart]

WHEN WE HAVE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF OUR JOURNALS, WE SHALL FIND EACH OTHER IN THE STRANGE, COLD WORLD OUTSIDE AND HOLD HANDS.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

Jensen has eaten all the cereal.

"Jensen," Jared says painfully. "You have eaten all the cereal."

He is, in fact, eating the last of the cereal right now. Spooning mouthfuls of delicious, delicious Cheerios into his traitorous mouth. Jared flinches with every satisfied crunch. He bought those Cheerios. They were Jared's Cheerios. Jensen is eating them. He doesn't even look like he's enjoying them.

"'S Pop Tarts in the cupboard," Jensen says flippantly. Jared is pained to the very core of his soul. So he does what any man would do in this situation.

He prints out fifty copies of Jensen's gurning face and writes CEREAL THIEF in Sharpie over every one of them. And then posts them through their neighbours' mailboxes. And knocks on every door and informs them, very seriously, that there is a cereal thief in their midst and they must be very vigilant and have they considered padlocks on their cupboards, because seriously, this one is freaking crafty. He could come at night. For their porridge.

Oh, and then he goes and buys another box of cereal.

[clo.livejournal.com]

copperbadge has helpful advice on What You Should Do If You Foolishly Clicked The Link (like us) (http://copperbadge.livejournal.com/2610603.html) (all the relevant links & info in the comments). I'm now installing the key scrambler with much anxious flailing.

[rionaleonhart]

Don't panic! Just run a scan for spyware, and use this program to back up your journal if you're worried.

[rionaleonhart]

MAN IF MY LIVEJOURNAL ACTUALLY GETS HACKED I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL SO GUILTY FOR THE INSUFFICIENT LEVEL OF SYMPATHY DISPLAYED HERE.

Oh, all right, you are forgiven if you're exhausted.

[rionaleonhart]

THIS IS AMAZING. YOU ARE AMAZING. I ADORE YOU.

I CLEARLY NEED TO COMPROMISE MY JOURNAL'S SECURITY EVERY DAY

He doesn't even look like he's enjoying them.

I adore you.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

I am also drawing Ryan Evans + A Pokemon right now, so that may cheer you from this predicament too.

[nano_moose]

Thought Number One: Thank you for the warning!

Thought Number Two: SHOEBOX NOOOOOOO. That's nineteen thousands kinds of suck! What a crappy thing to wake up to.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I THINK I HAVE BEEN INFECTED? AND I DON'T HAVE SPYWARE TO REMOVE IT AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[reipan.livejournal.com]

Hey, I gave you tea!

...I...realise you don't actually like tea. But the sentiment stands!

[rionaleonhart]

ONE: RYAN EVANS AND POKÉMON AMAZING

TWO: What makes you think you have been infected? You can download Google's free Spyware Doctor from here.