rionaleonhart | The Moral Of The Story Is 'We Are Hopeless'.

I just stumbled across the following conversations with

wanttobeatree and laughed until I wept. The first is a long build-up to a beautifully appalling punchline; the second just makes me crack up every time I read it.

rionaleonhart: I now need the longsuffering adventures of Castiel and Uriel more than ever.

rionaleonhart: I bet Uriel teases Castiel all the time for his crush on Dean.

wanttobeatree: NO

wanttobeatree: GO AWAY

wanttobeatree: THIS IS MY SAFE SPACE

wanttobeatree: THIS IS NOT A SPACE FOR DEAN/CASTIEL

rionaleonhart: I'M SORRY

sazzlette: ahhhhhhahahahaaha

rionaleonhart: AFTER THIS EPISODE ('Heaven and Hell')

wanttobeatree: NO

rionaleonhart: I'M SORRY

wanttobeatree: NO

rionaleonhart: I HAVE TO ACCEPT THE TRUTH

wanttobeatree: NO

wanttobeatree: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

rionaleonhart: It's unrequited, if that helps?

wanttobeatree: no

sazzlette: i do not really approve of it in any kind of ACTUAL sense

sazzlette: just

sazzlette: castiel having a weird fixation with dean

rionaleonhart: It doesn't help?

rionaleonhart: Well, then, it is requited.

rionaleonhart: Dean lies in Castiel's manly arms

sazzlette: aklsdkl

rionaleonhart: (and by 'manly' I mean 'angelic')

wanttobeatree: I am going to rape your face with killer bees

sazzlette: mangelic

rionaleonhart: in a field of flowers

wanttobeatree: KILLER BEES OF RAPE

rionaleonhart: under the staaaaaaaars

wanttobeatree: THE FLOWERS ARE FULL OF RAPING BEES

rionaleonhart: Castiel softly glowing with pleasure

wanttobeatree: oh no

sazzlette: sparkling

sazzlette: like edward cullen

rionaleonhart: YES

sazzlette: DISTURBING CROSSOVERS

wanttobeatree: and then

wanttobeatree: he rubs his cock up and down their intermingled come collection

wanttobeatree: is this... pleasure?

rionaleonhart: Castiel, alas, has no cock.

wanttobeatree: no

rionaleonhart: Their love transcends mere sexual, er, sex.

wanttobeatree: go away with your castration rumours

rionaleonhart: Anyway. Under the stars.

wanttobeatree: rape face bees

rionaleonhart: CHERRY BLOSSOM FLOATING IN THE BREEZE

wanttobeatree: RAPE

wanttobeatree: FACE

wanttobeatree: BEES

rionaleonhart: "Oh, Cassie," Dean whispers, fluttering his eyelashes.

sazzlette: zadsfkl gtfo

wanttobeatree: ... yeah but that's just verging into

wanttobeatree: yknow

wanttobeatree: cassie

rionaleonhart: "Today has been simply... angelic."

wanttobeatree: dean is pretending his cockless angel lover is his exgirlfriend?

rionaleonhart: Yes.

sazzlette: that's just like dean.

rionaleonhart: Castiel knows he is being used, but he loves Dean too much to give up what little he has.

wanttobeatree: there is a cock joke in there somewhere

wanttobeatree: jfyi

sazzlette: DELLA WOULD HAVE MADE IT

wanttobeatree: KNOCK KNOCK?

sazzlette: WHO'S THERE

wanttobeatree: CASS

sazzlette: CASS WHO?

wanttobeatree: CASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

wanttobeatree: TRATION

And the second, which is entirely devoid of Supernatural references, spoilery or otherwise:

wanttobeatree: I very almost spat a mouthful of soup out to lol at you

sazzlette: ahaha ir ead that as soap

sazzlette: i was like LOL YOU'RE EATING SOAP WHAT

rionaleonhart: I once ate soap.

wanttobeatree: ... for

wanttobeatree: a reason?

rionaleonhart: It was shaped like an apple and smelt like an apple.

wanttobeatree: sauidfkdlgfosdap

wanttobeatree: omg

wanttobeatree: you are shit

rionaleonhart: I wanted to see whether they had covered all the senses.

wanttobeatree: I once tried to eat a stone

rionaleonhart: I BET YOU HAD LESS EXCUSE

wanttobeatree: a friend had this bowlful of them and he told me they were that magical stone-looking candy

wanttobeatree: but no

wanttobeatree: it was just a bowl of stones

The Moral Of The Story Is 'We Are Hopeless'.

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