Fine, Then. I Won't Say 'Hi' To Her. Ever.

Watched the 'Histories' House episode today and felt as if I'd somehow stumbled across a remake of the second Silent Hill game. "Where's James? James. James. James. James. I have to find James. Have you seen him?"

Because of this, I was most amused when vicodin_vision put up the first part of her House/Silent Hill crossover. Well, I was mostly amused because the Wilson-and-House banter in it is extremely amusing, but also because of the coincidence.

It seems appropriate, therefore, to link to my House/Scrubs crossover snippet (and also beg you all to join and contribute to house_scrubs) and put up the opening of my Scrubs/Silent Hill crossover (which is really difficult to write, by the way, because Silent Hill is so very hostile to the normal tone of Scrubs), thereby completing the bizarre fandom love triangle.

This opening really annoys me. It's set directly after 'My Lunch' and contains spoilers for 'My Screwup' - if you haven't seen those episodes this will probably make very little sense - it completely rips off the opening of Silent Hill 2, and it can be summed up basically as this:

Dr. Cox: AAAAAAAAAAAAANGST.
Monster: SKREE
Dr. Cox: I WILL KILL YOU WHILST ANGSTING.

BUT OBVIOUSLY I WILL PUT IT UP ANYWAY BECAUSE BIZARRE FANDOM LOVE TRIANGLE COMPLETION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN, Y'KNOW, MY PRIDE. Hopefully later sections will be better.

( In Which Dr. Cox Is A Man Of Constant Sorrow. )

Part Two.
Part Three.
Part Four.