Rebuilding The Set Is A Full-Time Job.

I have a theory, and that theory is that a crossover of Top Gear and The Young Ones could, quite possibly, be the most amazing thing ever. I know that I probably call quite a few things 'the most amazing thing ever', but this time it is particularly true. They both revolve around insane, complete disaster-magnet groups of people. Vyvyan turbo-charges a vacuum cleaner, which proceeds to eat the floor. How can it never have been crossed over with Top Gear? Clarkson and Vyvyan would team up and destroy the world. Or, well, maybe not team up, because I am fairly sure that they would utterly despise each other, but there would definitely be world-destruction involved.

I've only seen about four episodes of The Young Ones, though, which means that I must desperately try to find someone else to write it, which means that dracothelizard must once again suffer my pestering her. She did write a couple of snippets, which were fantastic and made me die of glee and had Rick flirting with May under the impression that he was a woman ("Would you like to hear my poem? I wrote it especially for you. You'll - you'll have to come to my room, though, I left it there." The man then gave the hippie a filthy glare for no apparent reason.), but she seems reluctant to write any more, alas.