This Can Only End Well.

Right. Er. As I somehow ended up writing dracothelizard/Zombie Piers Morgan in the comments to the last post, I can no longer use 'but it would be creepy!' as my reasoning for not posting this poll, because you really can't get much creepier than that.

So, er, here's an incredibly frightening poll! Have fun!

With sincere apologies to everyone who has been included. And, um, everyone who hasn't. Apologies to people in general.

[Poll #1036132]