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rionaleonhart) wrote2007-01-13 10:34 pm
rionaleonhart) wrote2007-01-13 10:34 pm
Let Me Get Something Straight Here: Engaged?
I have watched about twelve episodes of Stargate SG-1, and I have already met four different versions of Jack O'Neill, three of Samantha Carter, three of Teal'c and two of Daniel Jackson. I may have already written a tiny Daniel Jackson/Daniel Jackson ficlet. I REGRET NOTHING.
For a person with a weird penchant for pairing people up with alternate versions of themselves, this is almost too much.
Anyway! As I now have the ability to create one, I do believe that this calls for an extremely odd poll. Don't you?
[Poll #906228]
(Is it too obvious that the main reason I actually posted this instead of abandoning the idea and slinking away in shame was because I really, really wanted to have the utterly irrelevant last question? I'm very interested in seeing what people might come up with with a 255-character limit.)
(EDIT: Oh my God, I can't believe I posted this. What must you all think of me? I HAVE COMPLICATED BUT COMPLETELY NON-SEXUAL AND NON-NARCISSISTIC REASONS FOR NOT COMPLETELY STRIKING OUT THE POSSIBILITY OF KISSING MYSELF. STOP STARING AT ME WITH YOUR JUDGEMENTAL EYES. IT WOULD BE FIC RESEARCH. FIC RESEARCH. The sad thing is that I am actually completely serious. I am the only person I know who would understand 'Hey, I'm completely uninterested in having a sexual or romantic relationship, but I think actually kissing someone might make me better able to write about it.')
Also, is it a bad thing that, when my little brother complains of stomach pain, my immediate thought is 'OH NO HE HAS BEEN GOA'ULDED'? It is, isn't it?
P.S. As an apology for the utter inexcuseability of this poll: if you comment on this post, I will tell you something I like about you.
For a person with a weird penchant for pairing people up with alternate versions of themselves, this is almost too much.
Anyway! As I now have the ability to create one, I do believe that this calls for an extremely odd poll. Don't you?
[Poll #906228]
(Is it too obvious that the main reason I actually posted this instead of abandoning the idea and slinking away in shame was because I really, really wanted to have the utterly irrelevant last question? I'm very interested in seeing what people might come up with with a 255-character limit.)
(EDIT: Oh my God, I can't believe I posted this. What must you all think of me? I HAVE COMPLICATED BUT COMPLETELY NON-SEXUAL AND NON-NARCISSISTIC REASONS FOR NOT COMPLETELY STRIKING OUT THE POSSIBILITY OF KISSING MYSELF. STOP STARING AT ME WITH YOUR JUDGEMENTAL EYES. IT WOULD BE FIC RESEARCH. FIC RESEARCH. The sad thing is that I am actually completely serious. I am the only person I know who would understand 'Hey, I'm completely uninterested in having a sexual or romantic relationship, but I think actually kissing someone might make me better able to write about it.')
Also, is it a bad thing that, when my little brother complains of stomach pain, my immediate thought is 'OH NO HE HAS BEEN GOA'ULDED'? It is, isn't it?
P.S. As an apology for the utter inexcuseability of this poll: if you comment on this post, I will tell you something I like about you.
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Well, it might take them some time to come up with a good enough improvisation, so it would still be a struggle, but I suppose they could succeed.
Oh, I didn't think you were snapping, I was just trying to show off my heavy workload :p whilst trying to figure out if I could actually write this. You've heard of my insane Five James crossover which contains James May/James Norrington? It's at 12,000 words and nowhere near finished.
Y'know, I think we've got it wrong that they'll end up having sex with each other. They're clearly going to kill each other first.
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They may not be as explosive as team Hammond, but they're a potent force!
12000 words and still going?! Blimey. This is the Jameses in Silent Hill thing, yes?
I think you may be right, maybe all six of them in one place isn't such a good plan after all...
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Potent, wink wink, nudge nudge ;). This is some sort of slow but steady wins the race thing, isn't it?
I never expected it to get so bloody long! Or for there to be May/Norrington. I'm trying to sort of stick to the plot and order of the game, and even though the game was quite short and I'm not going into detail, it might still take 6,000 more words to get it done! And I still have to bring in James Bond, just so he can get killed.
Well, it could go either way, couldn't it? Just like the three of them together, I think ;)
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Oh, shush :P I totally missed the innuendo, I must be tired! No, it's more a 'James isn't as sedate as he makes out' thing. I'm utterly convinced there's a nutter in there.
Bloody hell, that's some going. Oh, brilliant! Just, what, in, bam and dead? That's hillarious!
*snerk* Mmm, I suppose you have a point!
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:D I think you need to get some sleep if you missed that! And well, it's all relative, isn't it? The Wine Adventure proved that. It's just that the Mays would be going up against the madness of Clarkson!
It's becoming a bloody epic, that's what! And it's also becoming slightly disturbing, since Silent Hill deals with Issues, and while May and Norrington don't have any issues - I have also decided they're not seeing some of the monsters because they have decided to get drunk instead - Wilson, Rocket James and the James from Silent Hill do, so it's getting a more creepy than I'm used to! But overall it's still light-hearted, I think. And definitely 'wam, bam, dead'! And just when the characters go 'Oh, thank heavens, another person who is well-armed and used to fighting' :D.
Heh, and eventually one of the six would say 'hey, why not settle the name issue by flipping a coin or having a race?' and all would be settled for a bit.
Anyway, I don't know about you, but I'm off to bed. This was quite enough madness for one night :D I hope the Hammond!Bond fic goes well, because what I've read is just brilliant and I can't wait for Jon Tickle as Q!
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I think you're right! Ah, that's true, of course, but I still reckon that given the right conditions, they could surprise him.
I'm glad May has no issues, because that would be weird but Norrington does - losing his comission, and his freedom, and Jack Sparrow (not like that!). Or something... *shrugs*
It'd be a race, it'd HAVE to be a race!
Yeah, I should rack off too. It was, but it was fun madness :) I hope so too, because I've actually started to enjoy writing it, and Q!Tickle is just starting to amuse me...
Goodnight hon :)
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I think the issue of TWO Mays ganging up on him would surprise him, but I think he'd also recover quite quickly.
Bah, you're making me want to write Norrington's issues :p. I suppose he could see something creepy from the corner of his eyes rather than properly because I'm sticking to the 'drunkenness makes it harder to see the monsters' thing. That could work.
Hee :D
Hurrah for amusingness!