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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2007-04-30 09:02 am

The Doctor Is Sonic Screwed.

Do I ever post polls without the intention of reassuring myself that there are people stranger than me out there? (And there always are! You are all insane, and I adore you.)

If the ticky boxes offend your eyes, let me know and I'll stick this behind a cut tag.

My definition of 'crackfic' is rather vague, but if it's clearly shown to be possible in the canon (for example, a male-pregnancy Red Dwarf fic) it doesn't count. With the exception of human/inanimate object in Top Gear, which obviously makes perfect sense but which I am counting anyway because I say so. I'll leave whether to count unfinished fanfics or random never-to-be-continued snippets up to your discretion.

[Poll #975909]

[identity profile] draegonhawke.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...none of these would be crackfic for my current fandom!

[identity profile] draegonhawke.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Stargate, go figure.

Vampires? All of Stargate: Atlantis. Zombies? S7 Evolution. Werecreatures? S2 Spirits, S6 Nightwalkers, S7 Resurrection. Crossover? S1 There But For The Grace Of God, S10 200, Atlantis. Human/inanimate object? S4 The Light, S6 Unnatural Selection, S8 New Order. Human/animal? Very nearly S4 The First Ones. Human/Glowing energy being? S5 Ascension and a bazillion times in Atlantis. Human/Omnicidal maniac? S3 Past And Present, S6 Unnatural Selection, S8 New Order. Time travel? S2 1969, S4 2010, S8 Moebius. Supernatural powers? Too many episodes to name, though I can single out a few like S4 Entity, S4 Maternal Instinct, S5 Meridian, S6 Metamorphosis, S6 Prophecy. Transformation into animals? S2 Spirits. (Actually this happened in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Q turned Dr. Crusher into a dog.) Transformation into inanimate objects? Well, if robots count, S1 Tin Man, S4 Double Jeopardy, S8 New Order. Utterly Different Alternate Universe? S1 There But For The Grace Of God, S4 2010, S5 Wormhole X-Treme, S8 Moebius, S9 Ripple Effect, S10 200 FOR THE WIN. Main character trapped in hell of their own devising? S3 Forever In A Day, S2 The Gamekeeper. Main character goes utterly fucking institutional-y insane? S3 Legacy, S4 The Light, S4 Absolute Power, S6 Prophecy, S7 Lifeboat. Main character turns Absolutely Fucking Evil? S4 Absolute Power, S3 Shaded Of Grey. Bodyswap? S2 Holiday, S9 Avalon, S9 Crusade. Genderswap? S9 Crusade. Speciesswap? Atlantis. MPreg? ...okay, maye they haven't gotten to that one yet, but the genderswap in S9 did happen while the female in question was pregnant, and given all the other weirdness in Stargate, it would not be cracky.

[identity profile] draegonhawke.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Note that most of these happen MORE THAN ONCE.

Main character trapped in an enclosed space with their own subconscious? S3 The Devil You Know, S3 Forever In A Day, S6 Changeling, S4 <3m>Absolute Power, S6 Unnatural Selection. Main character turns into a fireman? S6 Changeling.

[identity profile] draegonhawke.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and S7 Grace for the subconscious one. Don't know how I missed that. And S7 Chimera, too, and those are obvious ones.

Main Character turned into a teenager? S7 Fragile Balance. Main character enters an interstellar space race, also with human/alien? S7 Space Race. Main character blows up a moon? S3 The devil You Know. Main character blows up a stellar object larger than a moon? S4 Chain Reaction, S4 Exodus. Main character kidnapped by ninjas? S5 Desperate Measures. Jaffa ninjas? S5 Revelations and periodically afterward. Space pirates? S6 Forsaken, S8 Prometheus Unbound.

I trust I'm making myself clear.

[identity profile] draegonhawke.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Main character/themselves? S9 Ex Deus Machina and S9 Off The Grid. You have to be blinder to romance than me not to notice the slashy Ba'al/Ba'al overtones. And that's not even bringing up the weird tension in S9 Ripple Effect between everyone and themselves.

[identity profile] draegonhawke.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait! Wait! Teal'c turns into an insect in S2 Bane. (That was kinda disgusting. But he also got to run around with a Super Soaker, so that makes it okay.)

[identity profile] saaski-moql.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. I...I really have to start watching this show.