I Take A Fence.

[rionaleonhart]

I have suddenly been hit by writer's block so severe that it extends to journal entries. I don't suppose there's a 'WRITE A LIVEJOURNAL ENTRY FOR ME' meme, is there? 'PARODY MY JOURNAL-WRITING STYLE'? No? I'll probably be better off not knowing what I sound like to other people, anyway.

Anyway! I am going to do what I always do when I'm struck with horrific writer's block: I am going to post that one-sentence fic meme. Again. This is a meme that shows up on my journal about once a quarter, because I am madly in love with it. I'd poll to find out whether my repeated posting of it annoys everyone, but then you'd all say 'yes' and I'd probably carry on anyway.

Give me a character (or multiple characters, or a pairing, or a theory, or a ridiculous AU, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. If you don't know whether I know a fandom or not, feel free to ask. Crossovers are absolutely fine), and a theme to go with it (by 'a theme' I mean anything that will give me some idea of where I'm going - be as vague or as specific as you want to be), and I'll write you a one-sentence fic. You may make as many requests as you like; I may answer as many as I feel capable of.

(I do intend to write a snippet for everyone who requested on the 'things I'd never write' meme; it's been incredibly fun so far, and I've had excuses to cross Top Gear over with Life on Mars, Sherlock Holmes and Torchwood, all of which I enjoyed very much. However, I think that one-sentence fics are the limit of what my present state will allow, and draegonhawke has requested something bloody impossible and then rubbed my face in it by writing it herself and forbidding me from reading it until I've written mine. YOU ARE HEARTLESS, MAGI.)

Your request may not involve the Eurovision Song Contest in any way. Even though we all know that the Top Gear house band would be much better than the UK's atrocious offering this year. ALSO UM ISRAEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Yes, I admit, I'm watching the semi-finals. (Ooh, I quite like Cyprus. It's ridiculous, but that's the point, and it's also worryingly catchy.)

Comments

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! (Though, in all honesty, it was more a "I SEE A CRAZY FICWRITING PROMPT ON TEH INTARWEBS AND I MUST WRITE IT OH NOES" response than a "I so clevr, nyah nyah :P!" response. This is why I must be very careful with my crackfic prompts--they have a fairly high incidence of turning on me. (And you can't read the associated materials because I want to see one not influenced by me. I want Rionafic!)

Re: 1-sentence fic meme, er. Give me something involving Sam Tyler and an Alsatian which is in no way creepy. I NEED THIS

[rionaleonhart]

"Right," Gene said, "we need a trainer, and women like you, so you'll probably be good with dogs"; Sam was about to question his logic, but then the Alsatian bounded over to him and licked his hand, and he laughed and decided to give it a try.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

Aw. They can be adorable.

(Gene and Ray must think it so unfair that women like him. After all, he's not gonna do anything with 'em.)