How Stupid Do You Think I Think You Are?

[rionaleonhart]

Richard Dawkins is such a bastard. I found myself becoming insanely angry barely a minute into The Enemies of Reason, and it only kept mounting. I am by no means a religious person, but he makes me wish I were a faith healer Creationist just so I wouldn't have to share any of my beliefs with him.

In other news, something that happened just now:

(RIONA is waiting for her rather misshapen attempt at brownies to cool in the kitchen. The younger of her brothers, FRED, walks in.)
FRED: Can I play your ukulele?
RIONA: (half-glances at him out of the corner of her eye) Yeah, all right.
(FRED whacks the ukulele against the table.)
RIONA: (YELPS)
RIONA: What--
'UKULELE': (is actually a piece of thin wood, carefully painted to look like RIONA's ukulele)
RIONA: ...
RIONA: ...
RIONA: That seems like a lot of trouble to go to in order to give me a heart attack.

In other other news, I, er, may sort of already have a few sentences of Alex/Jess scribbled down in one of my many notebooks. I cannot believe I'm writing The Real Hustle fanfiction. I'm usually able to resist for at least a month after a horribly inappropriate fanfic idea occurs to me! This one hasn't even taken three days!

Comments

[sideshow-meg.livejournal.com]

Urgh, you're right - Richard Dawkins *is* such a bastard. I'm not religious either, but his lack of acceptance for non-scientific beliefs is staggering!

Also, I shouldn't really laugh at the ukelele thing, but that's quite impressive. (Although, due to his name and prankster character, I now picture your brother as Fre Weasley 0.o)

[rionaleonhart]

Hee! He is a little Fred Weasley-ish, but if we're assigning Harry Potter characters, I've always associated him with the young (as in pre-teen; the one Dumbledore meets at the orphanage) Tom Riddle. Not because he's evil (although he certainly can be), but physically he's exactly what I imagine young Voldemort to look like. (I'd show you a photograph, but he's only thirteen and I'm not comfortable with putting his picture up where anyone can see it.)

[sideshow-meg.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I never put up pictures of my 15 Year Old brother either.

I think my brother is Fred, George and Ron all rolled together, and Hagrid because he's so tall!

[rionaleonhart]

My sixteen-year-old brother is also freakishly tall! I suspect that he may be the child of Ron and Hermione.

I have no idea where I'd fit into the Potter universe, though.

[sideshow-meg.livejournal.com]

No, me neither.

I'd like to be Tonks, because she's quite sweet. I'm quite Mrs Weasleyish in my worrying and mothering of my younger friends though!