I Was Born In The Battle Of The Somme.

[rionaleonhart]

Meme. BECAUSE WHY NOT.

...well, actually, I know why not. It's because you people are pure evil and will probably give me some really freaking weird things to write. BUT I WILL POST THIS ANYWAY. BECAUSE I AM A FOOL.

Give me a character (or a pairing, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. Crossover if you must), and a theme to go with it, and I'll write you a one sentence fic. Repeat as many times as you like.

I'll try to stick to one sentence. If I feel the urge to write anything longer, I'll give you a one-sentence fic as well. If I'm given any Silent Hill 2 prompts, I may well expand upon them and use them for the fanfic100 challenge. I will of course give you your fair share of the royalties.

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[livii.livejournal.com]

character: Cedric Diggory; theme (?): snakes/Slytherin

A DW one, if you prefer:

character: Rose Tyler; theme (?): photographs/portraits

(theme is sort of tricky to decipher)

[rionaleonhart]

Because, apparently, I just can't keep him out of anything portrait-related.


She would have been fine with the talking portrait - she'd seen weirder, after all - but when Phineas insulted her for being so determined to get back to the Doctor that she'd rip open 'that remarkable machine', she had thrown herself at him; as she protested to Mickey once he'd nursed her back to health, she couldn't have known about the protective spell.


...heh, I'm not sure about 'theme' either. Yours seem fine, though. I'll get the Cedric one done tomorrow.

And, er, if you'll forgive me my asking... would it be at all possible to upload the Macbeth adaptation anywhere in non-torrent form? I realise that a one-sentence fic isn't exactly a fair exchange, but...

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

I have four separate suggestions! You may pick and choose.

THE SARCASTIC PORTRAIT SUGGESTION: characters - Phineas Nigellus and Albus Dumbledore; theme - talking portraits snarking at headmasters, inasmuch as snark can be acheived in one sentence.
THE TIME TRAVELLING SUGGESTION: characters - the Ninth Doctor and Captain Jack; theme - time travellers telling stories about, y'know, time travllin'.
THE CREEPINESS OF THE ID SUGGESTION: characters - James Sunderland and Angela Orosco; theme - Angela can't see Pyramid Head.
THE PLAINLY SELF-SERVING SUGGESTION: characters - Iro; theme - Ravadomani hates everyone.

[rionaleonhart]

YES IT IS TOTALLY TOMORROW NOW.

He never told anyone about the dreams of being bound in chains of silver and green, of snakes curling around his body, of being face-to-face with Voldemort, his arms bound with serpentine coils, unable to defend himself - but when he thought not Slytherin the Hat said of course not, very quietly, and as he walked to the Hufflepuff table he had a sickening feeling that it had known.

[rionaleonhart]

I served you, he thinks furiously, I always served you, but still he dies with the Dirge in his lungs and Rhapsody singing through his veins, the forces ripping him apart.

[sashwizzled.livejournal.com]

Says the person who had me writing Dante/Dante/Zell. You deserve everything you get, you evil person, you. XP

Riku [Kingdom Hearts] - theme: 'It's so hard'

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

I humbly request the right to mention this on a talk page of the wiki!

(My adoring crowd icon is currently inactive due to the fact that my extra userpics have run out and I haven't renewed them yet. Nonetheless, here it is!)

[rionaleonhart]

When Jack eventually said, "Yeah, well, I once went back in time and accidentally killed you five times and Rose once, 'cause, uh, I thought you were Daleks - and then I realised that I'd just created pretty much the biggest paradox ever, and anyway I like you guys, so I just fixed it all with my incredible charm," the Doctor, laughing, said that the one-up game had gone a bit too far, little suspecting that every word had been true.

[rionaleonhart]

I arrogantly grant the right!

(And that 'adoring crowd' icon actually made me giggle out loud with flattered glee. Thank you!)

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

I have three things to say, but one of them is a The Doctor Dances spoiler and I don't want to load up too many comment threads with spoilers especially if they're not my comment threads. So.

2 - I was actually watching the Simpsons episode where Homer repeatedly goes back in time and screws things up when this showed up on my reloading. NOW THEY ARE INEXTRICABLY LINKED. (I can see Jack shouting "stupid bug! you go squish now!")

3 - This is totally awesome and now I want to read or write the fic where Jack goes back in time and mistakes the Doctor and Rose for Daleks.

Using the same icon twice would be a serious breach of awesome. THEREFORE:

[livii.livejournal.com]

Ooh, yay! I heart crossovers. :) Thank you!

I can try to put the Macbeth up on YSI next week, only I've had terrible luck with putting large files on there. Maybe a different site? Anyway, I'm reseeding right now so don't have the processing power to do it until I get back from the weekend; I'll definitely try, though! :)

[livii.livejournal.com]

And oh, I love this one! I have such a thing for Cedric with a slightly darker underbelly. Ooh, to think of Cedric having a flirtation with Slytherin! <3 <3

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

Zell/Dalek. "They call me the machine when it comes to machines, baby!"

[code-epic.livejournal.com]

Seifer/Edea. Metal.

[rionaleonhart]

Ah, it's okay - as you've probably seen, jeanne_dark has uploaded it. AND IN THREE AND A HALF HOURS IT WILL BE MINE. So, uh, sorry to bother you.

Glad you liked the microfics! (I should probably stop making the sentences stupidly run-on.)

[rionaleonhart]

ARGH.

Naturally Zell grinned and struck a pose when the mysterious mechanical dustbin said that it was damaged, said 'They call me 'The Machine' when it comes to machines, baby!', reached out to touch it and suddenly burst into flames - it had, Squall thought as they extinguished him, been a stupid thing to do anyway.

[eva-kasumi.livejournal.com]

AURON/ZELL, blitzball. You brought this upon yourself, you know. XD AND EROL/TIDUS. OMGWTF. THEME: STAIRS. HAHAH. I want both, since you got two pairing rants from me AND you're gettin' a 3,000 word essay of CRACK. XDDD

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you totally brought this on yourself. Zell/Dalek is hot.

Now let's see some Pyramid Head/Dalek! With the theme of "Whoopee!!"

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

Gimme a Tales of Shakespere-verse Macbeth/Banquo then, you crazy fangirl.

[idan-cohen.livejournal.com]

I totally think the Dirge should be up his bum.

(hi)

[rionaleonhart]

Hello! That's certainly the most memorable introduction I've ever seen. I like you immediately and will add you to my friendslist, if you don't mind. Well, I just did, so apparently I'll add you even if you do mind.

[rionaleonhart]

Auron/Zell soon, my precious. Soon. (And yes, I totally deserve this.)


He had seen a man once, flying past blurry with speed, and been unable to forget about him; when he managed to track him down he had turned out to be arrogant (arrogant and beautiful, flame-red hair and facial tattoo and piercing gaze), had dismissed Tidus without a second glance - now he blazed through streets on his Zoomer at incredible speeds, but no matter how hard he tried he could never climb the stairs to stand beside him, could never earn the respect of the unreachable Erol.

[rionaleonhart]

I hope you weren't actually expecting porn.


It's difficult to do this, he thinks as he raises his sword, but it's what has to be done - only that isn't what he really thinks, it's what he should be thinking but it's so easy, it's so much easier than it should be to charge at his friend and strike at him again and again, and when eventually Sora falls to the ground and his controller swears and restarts the console he doesn't feel any regret at all.

[sashwizzled.livejournal.com]

That was the beauty of it - I was leaving it open to interpretation. XD

*dies* That's awesome.

[idan-cohen.livejournal.com]

Man, one sentence involving bums and we are already friends? I rock.