I Was Born In The Battle Of The Somme.

[rionaleonhart]

Meme. BECAUSE WHY NOT.

...well, actually, I know why not. It's because you people are pure evil and will probably give me some really freaking weird things to write. BUT I WILL POST THIS ANYWAY. BECAUSE I AM A FOOL.

Give me a character (or a pairing, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. Crossover if you must), and a theme to go with it, and I'll write you a one sentence fic. Repeat as many times as you like.

I'll try to stick to one sentence. If I feel the urge to write anything longer, I'll give you a one-sentence fic as well. If I'm given any Silent Hill 2 prompts, I may well expand upon them and use them for the fanfic100 challenge. I will of course give you your fair share of the royalties.

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

When Jack eventually said, "Yeah, well, I once went back in time and accidentally killed you five times and Rose once, 'cause, uh, I thought you were Daleks - and then I realised that I'd just created pretty much the biggest paradox ever, and anyway I like you guys, so I just fixed it all with my incredible charm," the Doctor, laughing, said that the one-up game had gone a bit too far, little suspecting that every word had been true.

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

I have three things to say, but one of them is a The Doctor Dances spoiler and I don't want to load up too many comment threads with spoilers especially if they're not my comment threads. So.

2 - I was actually watching the Simpsons episode where Homer repeatedly goes back in time and screws things up when this showed up on my reloading. NOW THEY ARE INEXTRICABLY LINKED. (I can see Jack shouting "stupid bug! you go squish now!")

3 - This is totally awesome and now I want to read or write the fic where Jack goes back in time and mistakes the Doctor and Rose for Daleks.

Using the same icon twice would be a serious breach of awesome. THEREFORE: