rionaleonhart | That's A Creepy Threesome.

More One Tree Hill, and I knew Nicki's actress looked familiar! She played Madison in Supernatural! I - I - I have no idea what to do with that, actually. THERE'S A CROSSOVER SOMEWHERE. NICKI HAD TO LEAVE JAKE BECAUSE OF HER UNFORTUNATE AFFLICTION.

Peyton! 'That's a creepy threesome.' I love you, Peyton, ridiculous angst and all. Please continue to imply creepy and yet so hot Nathan/Haley/Lucas threesomes (ashsjhsgjhgh I want it to happen it could totally happen).

Also creepy: Whitey totally matchmaking Nathan and Lucas. 'LUCAS, HELP NATHAN WITH HIS BASKETBALL TECHNIQUE.' 'HEY, LUCAS AND NATHAN, I'VE GOT YOU A HOTEL ROOM TOGETHER AND YOU CANNOT SWAP ROOMMATES. ENJOY IT. I SHALL NOW WALK OFF WITH A MILDLY EVIL SMIRK.' I bet he's a Wincest writer. And then the shots inside the room were carefully filmed at such an angle that Nathan and Lucas appeared to be in the same bed. Seriously, One Tree Hill, are you doing this on purpose?

In 'Spirit in the Night', which is one of those frequent One Tree Hill titles that appear to have nothing whatsoever to do with the episode (seriously, the episode is about a cheerleading competition), Lucas says, 'Haley could be with anybody and I'd be happy for her. I mean, even... Tim.'

I misheard this as 'I mean, even Dan.'

I think that Haley/Dan is probably one of the most disturbing pairings ever to impinge upon my brain. Nathan/Dan would probably alarm me less, and Nathan is Dan's son.

(...all right, it would only alarm me a little less.)

Now, of course, I'm imagining Lucas' reaction to discovering that Haley and Dan are in a (horrifying, horrifying) relationship, and I cannot stop giggling. Oh, Lucas, and you thought it was bad when she was dating Nathan.

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OH OH I LOVE THAT EPISODE. Even Peyton was a winner in it. (Also, Mouth's dancing. omg I need to watch it again now.)

The 1940s episode has some serious Hayley/Dan subtext, fyi.

The dancing was indeed beautiful! And trying-to-mend-things Peyton was just terribly adorable.

Hayley/Dan subtext

WHAT

WHY

YOU'LL HAVE TO WATCH IT TO FIND OUT. Also, AU!40s!Dan was some kind of sleazy gangster type thing. He just... sleazed. I can't remember whether or not he actually made a move on Hayley, but there was definite sleazing.

In 'Spirit in the Night', which is one of those frequent One Tree Hill titles that appear to have nothing whatsoever to do with the episode (seriously, the episode is about a cheerleading competition)

WE'VE GOT SPIRIT
YES WE DO
WE'VE GOT SPIRIT
HOW 'BOUT YOU?

totally a real cheer, so it counts ;) Sort of. I dunno. In general I can't make sense of One Tree Hill.

Why does my flist insist on making me cry tears of horror and affliction with this insane OTH love? WHY.
*sobs in a corner*

I AM SORRY.

OR POSSIBLY I AM NOT SORRY AT ALL.

YOU LOVE IT, BITCH.

You know, if they're adult brothers who didn't grow up as family, that kills all of my actual ethical objections to incest (messing up the family dynamic, power issues that stem from being siblings, possible sexualization of the relationship from childhood, and the possibility of unhealthy children). There's still the 'Eew!' factor, but that's really a personal taste thing.

So, if you wanted to ship Lucas/Nathan, I wouldn't be that put off.

Really, when siblings didn't grow up together, I barely think of it as incest at all. Except for the purposes of 'augh what am I doing' freakouts, because those are always fun. Er, from a writer's/reader's point of view. Probably not from the point of view of Nathan or Lucas.

They're only half-brothers (same father, different mothers), if that lessens the 'Eew!' factor at all.

I know what you mean. There's still a bit of "Eew!" on my part, but it doesn't feel like incest in any meaningful sense. It's two people who happen to have overlapping genetics. It's barely more incestuous than clone sex, which doesn't squick me at all.

And the freakouts would be fun.

And on the "Reality's trying to confuse me" front; http://www.topgear.com/uk/stig

The little green dot on his ankle? My ankles do the same thing! (I'm not joking, this is completely real!)

I'd know if I were the Stig, right? I was terrible at trying to learn to drive! The only thing I was any good at was...high-speed cornering.

Aside from the thing with the knee and the cats, none of the rest is even remotely true, though.

Both his hearts have variable valve timing.

THE STIG AS A TIME LORD: TOTALLY CANON.

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