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rionaleonhart) wrote2009-07-17 10:41 am
rionaleonhart) wrote2009-07-17 10:41 am
Sometimes, The Fact That I Am Legally An Adult Worries Me.
Look, guys: this is what happens when you encourage me in my endeavours to assign Pokémon to every character ever created.
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zeitheist suggested that Armstrong would have either an enormous Fighting-type Pokémon or a Clefairy. Whilst Machoke certainly looks like Armstrong, I have no doubt that he would have a Clefairy and pamper it to bits.
(IMPORTANT QUESTION: is Armstrong a vampire? He has incredible strength! He sparkles! He possesses, ahem, inhuman beauty!
Imagine what Twilight would have been like had Major Armstrong taken the place of Edward. He would have given Bella a hug, and every bone in her body would have broken.)
As for Edward, Roy attempts to assign him an Aron, because giving the Fullmetal Alchemist a Pokémon made out of living steel amuses him. Ed is not impressed.
He's going to stick with the Eevee his mother gave him, thanks.
Again, these ideas can be attributed to/blamed onzeitheist:
I like the idea that Roy would assign Ed an Aron (and then snigger a lot), but I've gotta say, I think Ed's Pokemon would be an Eevee. Partly because of Eevee's versatile nature and multiple evolutionary options, but mostly because I love the idea of everybody teasing Ed about having a cute Pokemon and then his Eevee BITING THEIR KNEECAPS OFF.
I'm not sure what Ed would eventually evolve his Eevee into, if he chose to evolve it at all. Perhaps a Jolteon?
Actually, no. You know who would have a Jolteon? Riza Hawkeye. Let me take a moment to illustrate this:
They would make such a good team!
adraekh thinks that Roy would have a Ninetales, and, after some consideration, I have decided that she is absolutely right. However, finding a good picture into which to add his Pokémon is proving surprisingly difficult.
You're probably not actually that upset by this.
(EDIT:theoret has rectified the lack beautifully.)
zeitheist suggested that Armstrong would have either an enormous Fighting-type Pokémon or a Clefairy. Whilst Machoke certainly looks like Armstrong, I have no doubt that he would have a Clefairy and pamper it to bits.(IMPORTANT QUESTION: is Armstrong a vampire? He has incredible strength! He sparkles! He possesses, ahem, inhuman beauty!
Imagine what Twilight would have been like had Major Armstrong taken the place of Edward. He would have given Bella a hug, and every bone in her body would have broken.)
As for Edward, Roy attempts to assign him an Aron, because giving the Fullmetal Alchemist a Pokémon made out of living steel amuses him. Ed is not impressed.
He's going to stick with the Eevee his mother gave him, thanks.
Again, these ideas can be attributed to/blamed on
zeitheist:I like the idea that Roy would assign Ed an Aron (and then snigger a lot), but I've gotta say, I think Ed's Pokemon would be an Eevee. Partly because of Eevee's versatile nature and multiple evolutionary options, but mostly because I love the idea of everybody teasing Ed about having a cute Pokemon and then his Eevee BITING THEIR KNEECAPS OFF.
I'm not sure what Ed would eventually evolve his Eevee into, if he chose to evolve it at all. Perhaps a Jolteon?
Actually, no. You know who would have a Jolteon? Riza Hawkeye. Let me take a moment to illustrate this:
They would make such a good team!
adraekh thinks that Roy would have a Ninetales, and, after some consideration, I have decided that she is absolutely right. However, finding a good picture into which to add his Pokémon is proving surprisingly difficult.You're probably not actually that upset by this.
(EDIT:
theoret has rectified the lack beautifully.)
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