"Well, I Am Black, But He Was Closer."

I just said aloud, to my screen, "Oh, Chase, you darling."

Which would have been just fine (if you ignore the, y'know, talking-to-fictional-characters thing, shh), were it not for the fact that I was addressing Daniel. But he really does look oddly Chaseish without his glasses on, and with that and the fact that Jack looks terrifyingly like Wilson, er, you can imagine how confused I get when watching SG-1.

(EDIT: Also, I accidentally typed 'House/Teal'c' instead of 'Jack/Teal'c' when e-mailing dracothelizard, and she e-mailed me back with:

House/Teal'c would be scary. 'So... you've got a worm in your stomach.' 'I know.' 'We need to take it out.' 'No, you do not.' 'Yes, we do.'

Which is brilliant. Somebody needs to write this crossover. Jack and House would argue all the time, and I bet Cameron and Daniel would get on absolutely charmingly.)

I think I may be developing a quite severe fondness for Stargate SG-1. I love and adore Teal'c. Jack is awesome. Daniel is adorable and dorky (and, apparently, Chase. Er?). I want to see more of Sam, because none of the episodes I've seen so far have had much focus on her, but I will be amazed if I don't end up really liking her.

Spoiler blackout for Tin Man:

Also, I sort of really, really want SG-1 Team/Their Robot Selves. That was an extremely awesome episode, actually, and it must be so awful to realise that you are just a creation and that this is your existence now, and you have to leave behind all of your false memories. And I loved that the Jacks were just being HANG ON OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE JACK O'NEILL/JACK HARKNESS/JACK O'NEILL/JACK HARKNESS OH MY GOD IT WOULD BE AMAZING and also absolute hell to write.

Ahem.

I loved that the Jacks were glaring and being sarcastic at each other, and I desperately want Daniel/Daniel.