We've Gone On Holiday By Mistake.

You know, it can't be normal to invariably, after playing a videogame or seeing a few episodes of something new or watching a film, sit down and think 'I wonder how the characters would cope with Silent Hill?' Withnail would probably be too drunk and complaining too much about the cold and the fog to even notice the monsters, anyway, and his companion's* 'Pyramid Head' would have to be, well, Withnail. I'm not entirely sure that it would work.

(Of course, my next thought was to wonder how well it would cross over with Top Gear. They do seem to have similar luck in holidaying, but perhaps not.)

On an almost entirely unrelated note: is it odd for me to find Jeremy Clarkson acting hurt and under attack on Have I Got News for You - 'I'm sweating, uncomfortable... of course, that's mostly because you're saying I'm fat and killing the planet' - as ridiculously adorable as I do?


* Er, yes, I do know his name, but I sort of like pretending he doesn't have one. I DON'T KNOW.