The Patron God of In 'N' Out.

I met deviousli today, which was wonderful! She is lovely and hilarious and gloriously insane (more people need to spontaneously sing about whatever they happen to be doing!), and she didn't roll her eyes once, despite the fact that I was quite clearly displaying my utter uselessness at everything and managed to almost break her car with the Amazing Evans Ability to somehow radiate disaster when abroad. Also, it was very nice to visit San Diego, which was beautiful, before going to Los Angeles, which is terrifying (seriously, take away the people and add some fog and welcome to Silent Hill. I may have to spend the last few days of the holiday cowering in the hotel).

An important question that came up in the conversation, and which I have been contemplating for a frankly worrying amount of time: if the House cast were Pokémon, what would they be? Chase would be a Psyduck, obviously, and Cameron would be a Vulpix (or perhaps an Eevee?). I can picture Wilson as a Persian. Foreman is more difficult: I thought that he might be a Geodude; deviousli suggested a Machamp. I can't think of anything at all for Cuddy, though, and House is completely impossible, unless one of the new Pokémon (I rather lost track after the first hundred and fifty, and now there are about ten thousand of the things) is called 'Gitteon'.

Also, Chase and Cuddy working as an only-slightly-more-competent-than-Jessie-and-James branch of Team Rocket, with House in the position of Giovanni: awesome?

No, of course this isn't a desperate attempt to get you all to write House/Pokémon crossovers; why do you ask?