I was just browsing fanfiction.net and stumbled across the following Harry Potter fic summary:
Ron and Dobby meet eachother in the corridors at night one day. Ron finds himself falling for Dobby all over again. They have been dating for a while. Rated M for a reason. SLASH.
Intrigued and a little worried, I clicked the link and was confronted with this.
I laughed until I wept.
(Possibly my favourite part is one of the reviews: um.. wtf is this? this isn't a dobby/ron slash at all. As if the reviewer is genuinely disappointed!)
My brother is watching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles in the background, and I'm not really watching and have no idea what's going on, but I appear to be totally 'shipping Cameron/John Connor anyway. Human/robot? That's a new one. I can't say I'm entirely surprised.
(This is where I'd consider Allison Cameron/John Connor if I knew more about the Terminatorverse, but, alas, I do not.)
Here is an important poll:
[Poll #1446965]
Personally, I don't believe in running zombies. When they get you eventually - and they will! - it will be because they are many and relentless. You need to sleep! They do not! They are the tortoise, and you are the hare. (Did you not hear the version of the story in which the rotting undead tortoise bites the sleeping hare and the hare awakens to discover, to his horror, that the shell is already growing?)
Ron and Dobby meet eachother in the corridors at night one day. Ron finds himself falling for Dobby all over again. They have been dating for a while. Rated M for a reason. SLASH.
Intrigued and a little worried, I clicked the link and was confronted with this.
I laughed until I wept.
(Possibly my favourite part is one of the reviews: um.. wtf is this? this isn't a dobby/ron slash at all. As if the reviewer is genuinely disappointed!)
My brother is watching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles in the background, and I'm not really watching and have no idea what's going on, but I appear to be totally 'shipping Cameron/John Connor anyway. Human/robot? That's a new one. I can't say I'm entirely surprised.
(This is where I'd consider Allison Cameron/John Connor if I knew more about the Terminatorverse, but, alas, I do not.)
Here is an important poll:
[Poll #1446965]
Personally, I don't believe in running zombies. When they get you eventually - and they will! - it will be because they are many and relentless. You need to sleep! They do not! They are the tortoise, and you are the hare. (Did you not hear the version of the story in which the rotting undead tortoise bites the sleeping hare and the hare awakens to discover, to his horror, that the shell is already growing?)
