rionaleonhart: death note: light contemplates picking up this mysterious notebook. i'm sure it'll be fine. (here at the crossroads)
Tem and I finished our rewatch of Death Note last night! We thundered through the first two thirds of the series in a week and then took four months to get through the final third, which probably won't surprise anyone who's familiar with Death Note.

The events of the final episode actually take place on 28 January, so I find myself posting this entry with strangely apt timing.


Spoilers up to the end of Death Note. )


One of the funniest recurring genres of post on the Death Note subreddit is 'hey, you guys, I think Light's actions might be... bad? When I really think about it, I'm not sure this guy is a hero of justice at all. Has anyone else noticed this?'
rionaleonhart: kingdom hearts: riku, blindfolded and smiling slightly. (we'll be the darkness)
Once again, having watched a performance of The Book of Mormon, I've been unable to think about anything else for the entire following day. Here's a post of brief notes about the musical (let's be honest, mainly about best boy Kevin Price) to get some of these thoughts out of my head.

- This show is ridiculous, but it has just enough sincerity to work. It's really important to have that first night at the mission, when Elder Price finally sees Elder Cunningham as a person, rather than an inconvenience, and tries to comfort him.

- I love Elder Price's incredibly high-energy, showy, over-the-top performance of 'All-American Prophet'. At one point he moonwalked across the stage and got a cheer from the audience.

- Elder Price's smile is disconcertingly radiant. This may be more Dom Simpson than the character, I suppose, but it very much fits the character to have a smile that's perfect to the point of being unsettling.

- 'Heavenly Father, why do you let bad things happen? More to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me?' remains one of my favourite lines in the entire musical. God, I love Kevin Price in all his self-absorbed glory.

- Leanne Robinson was great as Nabulungi, and her delivery of 'I hope he gets to baptising me soon' brought the house down. Actually, there's a video of her performing 'Baptise Me' here! (NB: one of the comments is 'This has to be the most blasphemous thing I have ever seen. I pray for every one of your souls that watched this without being convicted of its demonic agenda', which is very funny but does also remind me I should mention that this song is pretty blasphemous, if that's a concern.) It was a great cast all around, really, even if my focus is biased by the fact that one of the characters hits all my weaknesses. Speaking of which, your brief reprieve from hearing me ramble about Kevin Price is now over.

- Elder Price's faith as a Mormon is so tied up with his faith in himself as the Most Special Person. He can't believe in one without the other; when he loses faith in one, he loses faith in both. If God exists, Elder Price also has to be destined to impress him. (I love his declaration that he'll 'do something incredible that blows God's freaking mind'. I'm fonder of this kid with every reminder of how self-obsessed he is.)

- When Elder Price returned to the mission after losing his faith, dishevelled and disillusioned, Elder McKinley fixed his tie for him, which was a cute little detail. I don't remember that in the 2019 performance, although it's possible I just didn't catch it.

- Elder Price telling Hitler and Genghis Khan 'I left my companion; I'm way worse than you'! Kevin Price: an overachiever even when it comes to hating himself. He always has to be the top at everything, so, if he does something bad, it can't just be bad; it has to be the worst.

- Relatedly, you should never play competitive games with Kevin Price, because there's no way he isn't a sore loser. He always strives to be polite, so he'll try very hard to be gracious, but he will absolutely seethe internally. You'll play Mario Kart against him, and he'll go 'oh, ha ha, hey, I lost again, what are the odds?' while gripping the controller hard enough to damage it.

I don't think I'm going to start writing fanfiction for this musical again, because I don't have any ideas, but we all know what happens when I say that.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (NOOOOOOOOO)
Late last year I leafed through a scrapbook my grandfather kept, which was full of newspaper clippings about ghosts and letters saying 'HEY I SAW A GHOST AND I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED TO KNOW.'

My favourite discovery: he'd sent a letter to a student (he was an Oxford don) saying 'HEY I HEARD YOU SAW A GHOST, TELL ME ABOUT THE GHOST, HERE IS A LIST OF SIX QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS GHOST, PLEASE RESPOND BY MONDAY.'

I can't get over the 'please respond by Monday'. I can understand being interested in a ghost sighting, but it's hard to imagine urgently needing details of a ghost sighting, unless you're actually being haunted by this ghost and trying to escape.

(He also had a book of road maps of Great Britain, and he'd stuck hundreds of tiny paper arrows into it to mark the site of every ghost sighting he'd ever heard about. Was... was my grandfather John Winchester?)


Here are some great titles of actual wikiHow articles:

- How to Breathe

- How to Start a Cult (under 'Warnings': 'A religion is not like a gang, you cannot go off and shoot people or else you will get arrested.')

- How to Be a Twilight Addict (step eight is 'Always talk about Twilight', and the warnings section includes 'It's okay to talk to the cast of Twilight, but don't hurt them. Security will stop you.')

- How to Sleep Naked (this article has thirteen steps and a quiz, just to make sure you're fully qualified to take your clothes off and get into bed before you attempt it, and if you're a teenager who wants to sleep naked it thinks you should ask your parents for permission)

- How to Awaken Your Inner Tamagotchi Obsession (step eleven is 'bring your Tamagotchi into the shower')

- How to Prepare a Pop Tart ('Do not be alarmed when you open the package and see two Pop-tarts, it is perfectly normal to see two.')

- How to Pronounce Meme: 7 Steps (with Pictures)

- How to Cook Lasagna in Your Dishwasher (the questions section includes the question 'Why would I do this?'; the answer is 'This is a good solution for people who don't have ovens.' All the many people who lack ovens but nonetheless have dishwashers. Also, it's gone now, but the first time I read this article there was the question 'What do I do if I open the dishwasher and the lasagna has disappeared?' under the heading 'Unanswered Questions')
rionaleonhart: final fantasy viii: found a draw point! no one can draw... (you're a terrible artist)
At one point in Bravely Second, you fight an evil baker. Most of his moves involve quickly whipping up a poisoned cake and throwing it into your face.

Prior to the fight, Tiz ate a tart that Evil Baker had made. Tiz rhapsodised about how delicious the tart was and then turned into a ghost. He didn't die, note. He just turned into a ghost. We cured him of his ghosthood by throwing a bucket of hot water over him.

VIDEOGAMES.


Last night, I dreamt that the Frye twins of Assassin's Creed: Syndicate were the protagonists of Supernatural, rather than the Winchester brothers. I sort of feel this crossover needs to exist. One night, Evie hears someone moving around in the home she shares with Henry. She goes to accost the intruder; it's Jacob; she goes 'what on Earth are you doing in India?'; he goes 'EVIE COME AND FIGHT GHOSTS WITH ME :D'.

Frederick Abberline plays the role of the well-meaning police officer who’s pursuing the Frye twins, having concluded, entirely reasonably, that they’re responsible for the mysterious killings that crop up wherever they go. (Possibly having concluded entirely correctly. I'm not sure whether the Fryes are still assassins in this universe.) Jacob likes to tease him by leaving little notes and clues behind. Possibly the notes end up becoming oddly flirty.

Poor Abberline. He’s anxious enough as it is without a serial killer developing a weird fondness for him.


On an entirely different note, here is an extraordinary WikiHow article: How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers. Some of my favourite lines:

This article will help you convince others that you have ice powers.

Have some winter jewelry like snowflake charms or other wintry patterns. You can wear necklaces, earrings, rings, bracelets, bows, or anything else that strikes your fancy - but take it easy; don't wear all these things at the same time or you'll look like you're trying too hard and people will be suspicious.

If you don't have blue eyes, get blue eye contacts. Every person with ice powers has blue eyes. They should be bright blue or ice blue, and if possible, they should have a snowflake pattern in the iris to be even more believable.

Wear summer clothes in the winter. If you do, it'll look like the snow or cold doesn't affect you, which is true of people with ice powers. Just make sure you're not shivering all the time - then, people will notice.

Pay attention to wintry topics in others' conversations. Act aware whenever you hear someone say "winter" or "snow" or something like that.

Whenever you watch a movie where someone has ice powers, take a small glance at your hands for a second.


So now you know! Use your new ice powers responsibly, guys.
rionaleonhart: okami: amaterasu is startled. (NOT SO FAST)
On an idle vanity search (look, I'm only human), I just came across this 2009 tweet from Faith Erin Hicks and freaked out. FAITH ERIN HICKS.

Faith Erin Hicks, if you are unaware, created the character Riley from AMAZING VIDEOGAME The Last of Us. She co-wrote and illustrated AMAZING LAST OF US PREQUEL COMIC American Dreams.

Faith Erin Hicks read and recommended my incredibly stupid Supernatural fanfiction.

I will never achieve anything greater than this.


Atlantis is back, and as silly as ever! (Although this series is making much better use of Ariadne, which is nice.) I like that the first episode of the new series showed that our noble heroes will refuse to kill an unarmed man (where 'unarmed' here means 'with his sword lying about a foot away from his hand') and yet have no qualms about murdering people by stealth.

(The official BBC Twitter account for Atlantis cracks me up. It's nice to know they're not taking it any more seriously than we are.)

I'm fascinated by the fact that they've introduced Medea. If our hero Jason is indeed Jason of the Argonauts, this could end up going in some horrifying directions.

The more I think about the premise of Atlantis, the more hilariously absurd it becomes. A guy goes back in time (although the writers seem to have forgotten entirely that he's supposed to be from the modern day) and moves in with Pythagoras and Hercules. Actual mathematician and philosopher Pythagoras. Mythological hero Hercules. People on my flist have written Pythagoras/Hercules fanfiction. They have a strong canonical basis for it.

When I first heard about Atlantis, before I started watching it, I assumed that 'Pythagoras' was a character who merely happened to be named Pythagoras, with no connection to the historical figure. But no; he is supposed to be the actual historical Pythagoras. Pythagoras. Looking after baby Oedipus. Hanging out with Hercules and Medusa. I'm never getting over this.


Finally: I've never seen Smallville, but this Smallville fanvid is a truly extraordinary work of art. Please watch it; it will change your life.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (just gonna reload while talkin' to you)
I'd completely forgotten everything that happened in 'The Song Remains the Same'. On rewatch, I have no idea how I managed to forget, because that episode is everything I ever wanted. I'm so glad there's a time-travel episode in which Sam gets to come along! His awed, heartbroken 'you're so beautiful' absolutely tears me to pieces.

I think I was drifting away from Supernatural when I first watched the fifth season, which may explain why I don't remember it very well. But I'm still not sure how I forgot an episode that contained TIME TRAVEL and MARY WINCHESTER and SAM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS, all of which are firmly amongst my favourite things.

The fifth season is really very good. I didn't realise that the first time I saw it, due to the aforementioned drifting away, but I can definitely see now why so many people count it amongst their favourites.

Much of the season is deeply depressing, unsurprisingly, but 'Point of No Return' is one of the very few Supernatural episodes with a genuinely uplifting ending. The entire episode is pretty great (Zachariah has so many amazing lines! Like Chuck, he's a character I really didn't appreciate enough on my first watch-through), but the ending in particular makes me smile. Sam's faith in Dean is so lovely, and it's wonderful to see Dean find a little faith in himself through Sam.

(I'm really curious about whether Castiel's puzzled expression in response to Dean's 'blow me, Cas' means he took it as a literal request. It wouldn't be the first time Castiel interpreted something too literally. There are undoubtedly five hundred works of fanfiction about this.)

Lucifer's conversations with Sam in 'Swan Song' are fascinating. He really does seem to have a genuine fondness for Sam, however twisted.

I had to laugh at a comment I stumbled across somewhere online recently, where someone said that they 'shipped Sam/Lucifer... but only in AUs, because canonical Sam/Lucifer had all sorts of power imbalance issues. If you don't want unhealthy pairing dynamics, don't 'ship people with Lucifer!

(On the subject of 'Internet discoveries that amuse me', my favourite response to the question 'Can you juice bananas?' on WikiAnswers: Yes absoulutly ive done it so dont believe anyone who says u cant juice bananas because they are wrong as usual.)
rionaleonhart: final fantasy versus xiii: a young woman at night, her back to you, the moon high above. (nor women neither)
Community has been cancelled, and I am immensely distressed. This is the first time a cancellation has really hit me. The British shows I watch generally end on their own terms; the American shows I watch generally go on and on until I lose interest. Community's cancellation particularly stings because it was so close to ending on its own terms. They only wanted six seasons! Why would you cut them off after five?

Still, I suppose I'll always have the first season. I love the later seasons as well, but the first season of Community is as close to perfect as I think it's possible for a series of television to be. There are later episodes that stand out as better than anything in the first season ('Remedial Chaos Theory'!), but as a complete experience I can't think of any series of television that beats it. Which is an impressive achievement, especially considering my dislike of Pierce. If I want to feel closure for Community, I suppose I just have to rewatch the first season and pretend it ends at the finale.

(Subtext: everyone watch the first season of Community. And the rest, if you like, but definitely at least the first season. And then write Jeff/everyone fanfiction for me.)

While I'm talking about individual seasons: I was a bit nervous about getting up to the fourth season, because the Internet seems to unanimously loathe it, but in the end I was pleasantly surprised. It does have some weak episodes ('Alternative History of the German Invasion' is the low point), and of course every weak episode is a particular shame when the season is much shorter than the ones preceding it, but I still enjoyed it a lot. In particular, I really like 'Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations' and 'Intro to Knots', and 'Basic Human Anatomy' is a ridiculous delight from start to finish.

Seriously, why would you cancel a show that is so great even in what's generally considered its weakest series? I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, NBC. I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU AT ALL.

I haven't seen the fifth season yet, so I still have that to look forward to, at least. And maybe some other broadcaster will pick it up? Please pick it up, some other broadcaster.

In the meantime, I'd quite like to write more Community fanfiction, but sadly I seem to be out of ideas. I've written Jeff/everyone, I've written Jeff/himself, and apparently that's all my mind is going to allow. I will 'ship Jeff/Annie until the world ends, but I can't really motivate myself to write for pairings when scads of fanfiction exist for them already. I'd expect myself to be considering a Pokémon or Silent Hill crossover by now, but for some reason I'm not feeling the spark of inspiration for either. Hmm.


Right. I don't imagine an entry consisting solely of sobbing over Community is going to be terribly interesting, so let's see what else I can offer.

You know what's amazing? The hilariously dramatic Sonic Underground opening sequence. That's what's amazing. I think I saw it maybe once when I was a child, but it's always stayed with me. BIDE YOUR TIME, LIE IN WAIT.

Also amazing: someone on the Internet has made a deeply weird number of fanvids pairing Nathan Drake of Uncharted with Ratchet of Ratchet and Clank. Even one Nate/Ratchet video would be a weird number, but this person has made more than ten. Here is the playlist of videos, every one of which made me laugh until my throat hurt. If you're intimidated by the full playlist, here is just one of the videos, which is a mere fourteen seconds long but manages to pack in plenty of emotion. (The music's quite loud, so you might want to make sure your volume's not up too high before clicking.)
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (don't cross me)
I'm becoming increasingly frustrated by a tendency amongst gamers to go 'there are implications that this character may not be straight, but I personally believe that this character is straight, THEREFORE ANYONE WITH A DIFFERENT INTERPRETATION IS WRONG'. It's something I've seen a few times, but it was the GTA Wiki article on Trevor Philips that finally made me snap:

Many of his sarcastic [sexually suggestive remarks towards men] have been misinterpreted as sincere statements by players.

IT'S NOT A MISINTERPRETATION

IT'S JUST AN INTERPRETATION

Someone in the article's talk page said, 'Hey, do you think we should mention the possibility that Trevor might be bisexual?' and got the response, 'I think you take what Trevor says far too seriously.' Look, I haven't played much of Grand Theft Auto V (I am the world's worst Grand Theft Auto player; I attempt to play it as law-abidingly as possible, which doesn't really work), but I've seen enough to be fairly certain that 'Trevor has a sexual interest in men' is not an unreasonable conclusion. Still, perhaps I'm wrong! It's not like you ever see him in bed with a man, after all.

All right, sometimes you do see him in bed with a man (who then starts sobbing and apologising to his girlfriend), but perhaps I'm just misinterpreting.

Do heterosexual male gamers try to dismiss this possibility because they feel it'll make it harder for them to identify with Trevor? Trevor Philips is an incredibly horrible person. If that's the point at which you start finding it hard to identify with him, I don't ever want to meet you.

This isn't the first time I've seen this. In The World Ends With You, is Joshua actually gay or does he just flirt with Neku to fuck with his head? Either is possible! If you don't think Joshua is gay, that's absolutely fine, but don't try to claim that people who do think he's gay are deluded. In Final Fantasy XIII, I don't personally interpret Fang and Vanille as lovers - their relationship feels more mother-daughter to me - but I can absolutely understand why people do see them as lovers, and their interpretation isn't any less valid than mine. Different character interpretations can coexist! So long as canon doesn't contradict it, anything is fine. Can't we all get along without dismissing perfectly valid possibilities in supposedly-factual wiki articles?

(If you think Trevor Philips is as straight as y = x, to be honest, I do think your interpretation is slightly less valid than mine. But it's not quite on the level of the 'why are you writing Doctor/Jack/Rose fanfiction? Captain Jack Harkness is straight' review I once got.)

This goes the other way, of course. It's valid to think that Enjolras of Les Misérables shows no interest in women because he is gay or asexual, but it is also valid to think that he shows no interest in women simply because he's busy planning a revolution. Some odd sections of the Les Mis fandom try to claim that 'shipping Enjolras with a woman is morally wrong. It really isn't! (I don't personally feel that thinking 'hey, these two fictional characters could hypothetically make an interesting couple' is ever a moral issue, even if canon leaves no room for interpretation - you can 'ship Kurt Hummel/Santana Lopez if you really want to - but I find the Enjolras/Éponine controversy a particularly perplexing case.)
rionaleonhart: final fantasy viii: found a draw point! no one can draw... (you're a terrible artist)
This video, in which two old men re-enact a YouTube argument about One Direction, is probably the only good thing ever to be spawned by the hell that is the YouTube comments section. I laughed extremely hard.

It also, although I didn't realise this at first on account of being terrible with faces, features one of the actors from my mother's play, which is on in Hammersmith until this Saturday! SO I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW WHICH PLAY YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEE IF YOU WANT TO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH.


There is a strong possibility that I have played Final Fantasy VIII too many times. I started it after completing Final Fantasy VII (at last! I thought I was doomed never to finish that game, what with malfunctioning memory cards ruining my first playthrough and my own malfunctioning memory meaning I completely forgot where I was supposed to be going on my second, but it finally happened), because it seemed a logical next step, and I was quite unsettled to realise that I knew every event of the first few hours in advance. I knew the gist of every conversation in advance. I knew the name of every monster on the island of Balamb, taking the Fire Cavern and Training Centre into account, and I can probably name quite a large percentage of the monsters in the wider world as well. (For context: I've just finished Final Fantasy VII, and the only non-boss enemies in that game I can name are 'Jumping' and 'Soldier (2nd Class)'.)

Final Fantasy VIII isn't my favourite game. It's not even my favourite Final Fantasy. But it has had an immense impact on my life; I think Pokémon is the only other work of fiction that's had a comparable effect. I have no idea who or where I'd be without it.

That isn't an exaggeration. This game helped me learn to empathise with other people; by presenting me with Squall, a character whose thoughts and feelings I could understand, it helped me realise that the thoughts and feelings of other people didn't have to be an impenetrable mystery. It's also indirectly the reason I started keeping a blog, and I currently live with a friend I made through Livejournal. Goodness knows what's going on in the parallel universe in which I never played it. I'm probably on my third Nobel Prize by now, considering all the time I haven't been wasting on things like blogging and videogames and friendship.

I love Zell's anxiety when it looks like you're about to take Selphie's shortcut in the field exam. 'Squall... You're not gonna... It's a cliff, man...' Bless him. He may not always think things through, but he can be surprisingly sensible sometimes, and his moments of concern always make me smile. I want to be friends with him.


To jump ahead in the game a bit: I think my very favourite dialogue option in Final Fantasy VIII is one that comes up when Squall and Rinoa are reunited, if you sent Rinoa to the missile base (I don't usually send her there, as you miss out on some scenes if you do, so - tragically - I don't often get the opportunity to see this):

Rinoa: I miss'd ya. ...You know, I thought I was gonna die at the missile base. ...That's when I really missed you.
Squall: .........
Squall: Why?

SQUALL.
rionaleonhart: kingdom hearts: sora, riku and kairi having a friendly chat. (and they returned home)
Hilariously, someone's started an e-petition to bring Kingdom Hearts III to the Wii U and PS3, because obviously Square are planning to release it on the most powerful consoles available purely out of spite. Why don't you demand a SNES port, while you're at it?


The Kingdom Hearts III announcement inspired me to resume my Kingdom Hearts replay, even though we probably won't actually be seeing III for a good while yet. I was at the first Hollow Bastion visit. Thoughts!

- The second Riku fight in Hollow Bastion? The one in front of the Keyhole, where Riku's wearing his grass skirt I ALWAYS DO THIS. Riku isn't wearing a grass skirt! For some reason he's always in a grass skirt when I picture his odd purple getup in my head, but when I pay attention to his clothes I can see that it is, in fact, a decidedly non-grass buttcape. Anyway! That fight. The one where you don't have Donald and Goofy with you. The one with a mile-long unskippable cutscene preceding it. The one I'd been dreading ever since landing in Hollow Bastion. The terrible fight.

I didn't have any trouble with it this time. I beat it quite comfortably on my first try.

It was weird.

- Dragon Maleficent, on the other hand, was a bit of a nightmare. Eventually I had to run back to Traverse Town and beg the moogles to make me something with really good defence.

- Some day I'm going to count up all the characters who've been literally inside Sora's heart at one point or another. By now I think it must be in double figures. Kingdom Hearts III will be set entirely inside Sora's heart.

- ♥ RIKU TRIES TO HOLD ANSEM BACK ♥ I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT ♥

- (I've mentioned that I really, really love redemption stories, right? Rikuuuuu. The poor kid never really manages to escape from his guilt after this game.)

- 'Don't worry, Sora,' Leon says. 'If anyone can save your friend, you can.' But then if you talk to him again afterwards he mutters things like 'Maybe it's hopeless for ordinary people to oppose the darkness', of course, because Squall is terrible at being reassuring.

- It's strange to replay the first game, because the plot is so straightforward compared to the ridiculous mess it's since become. AND ALSO SORA'S BABY VOICE.

- It's also strange in the light of my realisation a while ago that, although I'd always thought of Sora/Kairi as a canonical couple, it isn't one. It never strays beyond subtext. Kingdom Hearts is very much about friendship and very much not about romance, which I think is quite nice. I feel that the first game toyed with the idea of making the Sora-Kairi relationship romantic, but then later games scrapped that and gave all the relationships in the Riku-Sora-Kairi friendship group the same weight.

I suppose it's possible that the Sora-Kairi relationship might become romantic in Kingdom Hearts III, but it would honestly surprise me by this point. (Unless I was correct in concluding that the Riku-Sora-Kairi connections were all weighted equally, but failed to clock that in fact that's because they're all weighted romantically? Maybe the next game is going to be all about their ménage à trois relationship. HOW DISNEY.)


There was a time in my teenage years when I didn't really have much patience for Sora. Looking back, I don't understand why I didn't love him from the start. He's such a sweetheart! As I've grown up, I think I've become much more kindly disposed to relentlessly cheerful, optimistic characters.

Something in Dream Drop Distance that I think sums up Sora perfectly: almost exactly sixty seconds after meeting Neku for the first time, Sora says, 'Why don't I just help you out as your friend?'

Oh, Sora. ('Do you trust every total stranger you meet?' Neku asks. He has a point, especially considering that he's been vaguely hostile during most of the minute they've been acquainted; the first thing he says to Sora is 'Shut it.' But still Sora considers him a friend within seconds, because he is Sora.)
rionaleonhart: the mentalist: lisbon, with time counting down, makes an important call. (it's been an honour)
Seeing Monoursa every time I come to the front page of my journal is starting to make me feel very uncomfortable, and so I am compelled to push it down with an entry. Unfortunately, this entry contains equally horrible speculation on what might happen in chapter four of Dangan Ronpa. But, you know, at least it's under a cut!

Spoilers up to yesterday's update of the Let's Play, update 72.


Dangan Ronpa: it's essentially baseless prediction time! )


I've been worrying, inevitably, about how I would cope in Dangan Ronpa. Well, 'badly', of course, but more specifically than that. I say 'worrying' rather than 'wondering' because I actually find myself getting quite anxious about my inability to come up with a good plan for this scenario. Riona, you are highly unlikely to be locked in a school by a sadistic teddy bear that wants you to murder your peers. All else aside, why would Hope's Peak Academy select you? You're not a high-school student. Even if you were, what would your title be: Super High-school Level Ill-advised Pokémon Crossover Writer?

My first thought was that I'd probably just squirrel away as much food as I could and lock myself in my room. On further consideration, though, survival is about more than just not being murdered: it's also about being able to catch the killer when murders are committed. If the other captives don't know what you're like, if as far as they know you haven't formed any attachments to anyone else, you'll look suspicious. If they conclude that you're the murderer when you're not, everyone dies.

So I suppose the thing to do is to stay, as far as possible, in the company of at least two people you're reasonably confident won't try to kill you. I think Asahina and Chihiro are the ones I'd be quickest to trust. Anyone who wanted to murder you would have two options: kill you in so subtle a way that your companions wouldn't realise who did it, or kill all three of you. All of you become very inconvenient to target. (The 'at least two', of course, is in case you've misjudged one of your companions.)

I am definitely thinking too much about this.


I was just poking through my bookmarks, seeing whether I had anything to add to this entry for people who haven't yet fallen into the fabulous pit of despair that is Dangan Ronpa, and discovered that at some point I felt the need to bookmark a video in which the little round sheep of Final Fantasy XIII sit around and occasionally go 'baa'. The video is HD and thirty-five minutes long. All right, then.

I don't think the sheep video is really entry material. Sorry, people who aren't reading Dangan Ronpa: I've failed you.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (oh no no no)
The theme of today's entry is 'television shows beginning with M'.

Misfits: oh, no. How have I managed to become emotionally invested in Misfits? How did that happen? This is such a bad thing to be emotionally invested in. You just had to go and be adorable, didn't you, Kelly and Seth? Thanks, Kelly and Seth. Now I actually become distressed when bad things happen in Misfits, which is always.

Merlin: every so often I remember that this was an actual scene in an actual episode of Merlin and just boggle. To any non-watchers who have heard about Merlin and thought 'well, it can't possibly be as gay as everyone seems to say it is': you are incorrect. (Here, if that wasn't, er, romantic enough for you, is the same scene set to soaring violins. Oh, Internet.)

On a more serious note about the Merlin-and-Arthur relationship: here (Scene 59, starting at the 2.16 mark; the link (found via [livejournal.com profile] lozenger8) should take you straight there) is an incredibly lovely deleted scene from the first episode of the fourth series, when Arthur believes he's going to his death. Bless them.

The Mentalist: has anyone made a montage of all the times that Patrick Jane gets punched in the face? That would be my favourite montage. I would watch it every day. Possibly every hour. I love you, Jane, but when people punch you I cheer.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: I'm going to specifically talk about episode 2.09, 'Sweet and Elite', so you may want to rush off and watch that before reading if you haven't seen it yet. I'm not really being terribly spoilery, but just in case.

Thoughts on the episode: I really like Fancypants! I hope we see him again. I loved it when Rarity was watching the Wonderbolts in great excitement and Fancypants, with a little fond smile, was watching her; it was clear that he really enjoyed seeing somepony being genuinely enthusiastic about something after spending so much time with ponies who simply affected interest in everything he said.

I don't really 'ship anypony in Friendship is Magic, but if I did I suspect I would 'ship Fancypants/Rarity. I think they would be good for each other. Fancypants, being surprisingly relaxed and down-to-earth considering his social status, could help keep her grounded; Rarity is a pony willing to disagree with him, which I think he needs.

I have been listening to 'The Pony Everypony Should Know' more or less solidly since I saw the episode, whoops.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (open the way)
Wow, Red Dead Redemption. I've played quite a few good-looking videogames, but I have to say this is the first time I've sat quietly in front of the screen, not touching the controller at all, and watched a virtual sunset for ten minutes.

And there's so much to do in this game! You can play Texas Hold'em poker with NPCs! Not only that, but there is an in-built cheating system that allows you to hide a card up your sleeve if you're wearing the right clothes for it. Not only that, but if you fail the cheating minigame you will be caught cheating and challenged to a duel.

They built in the ability to cheat at cards. That's attention to detail. Yes, there are elements that make the world feel slightly less real (the same guy keeps trying to murder the same prostitute in the same place no matter how many times I kill him, what the hell, he must have done this four times by now), but on the whole the game does a fantastic job of creating a world that feels vast and alive and dangerous and beautiful.

I'm not a big fan of the last part of the 'American Appetites' stranger mission, the one with the missing people up by Hanging Rock. Look, Red Dead Redemption: I am the least observant person in the world, and I could still work out that the terrified, unarmed man pleading with me not to take him back probably wasn't the culprit. It all ended well, if you ignore the part where I shot an innocent man in the leg to slow him down so I could hogtie him and nearly get him killed, but I was forced to make an incredibly bad decision before I was able to do the right thing, which - as I could quite easily see that it was an incredibly bad decision - bothered me a bit.

...and I just spoiled myself for the game's ending whilst trying to find out whether there's a way to complete that mission that doesn't require being an idiot. Blast! I really need to stop reading YouTube comments; my life is never any better afterwards than it was before.

I became very attached to the horse Bonnie gave me at the beginning of the game, and then I got another after the horsebreaking mission and I was quite distressed! The Kentucky Saddler and I are becoming good friends now, though. The horse-switch inspired me to look up horse breeds on the Red Dead Redemption wiki (yes, I'll concede that I am wandering into very dangerous territory if I don't want to be spoiled), where I found the following line on the Infested Ardennais: 'When riding this horse, the player will not look as visually pleasurable as some of the other horses offer.' This amused me immensely. 'Just so you know, you're going to spend an awful lot of this game looking at a horse's arse, so you might want to invest in a more attractively-arsed horse.'

Regarding the actual storyline: I really like Bonnie MacFarlane! I almost 'ship her and Marston, but it's difficult to when Marston is so obviously devoted to his wife. Regardless of that devotion, I'm filing 'addressing Bonnie as "Miss MacFarlane"' next to 'expertly tying people up' in Things John Marston Does That I Find Strangely Attractive.

This entry may have fairly limited appeal (number of people on my flist who have, to my knowledge, played Red Dead Redemption: two), so here, for the rest of you, is a video of a very brave kitten.
rionaleonhart: okami: amaterasu is startled. (NOT SO FAST)
WATERLOO ROAD WHAT

NO

THAT IS THE WORST PAIRING EVER

I GENUINELY DO NOT THINK I COULD HAVE COME UP WITH A MORE HORRIBLE PAIRING HAD I TRIED

And to think there was a scene in the episode that made me hope there might be half a chance of Tom/Karen. Alas, no; Tom/Karen must remain the baseless pairing of my heart, and instead we get the worst pairing ever. It's as if the writers went, 'Oh, hello, Riona! Would you like a piece of delicious chocolate cake? Yes, I thought so. Well, sadly we have no delicious chocolate cake to offer you, so we're going to hit you with sticks instead.' Is it absolutely necessary to bring out the sticks, Waterloo Road? I'm not entirely certain that the two things are substitutable.

Yes, all right, almost none of you watch Waterloo Road and so chances are this entry won't make any sense to you, but I had to express my disapprobation somewhere.


Oh, before I forget, I meant to make a quick note on the tennis yesterday. It's very difficult to get me to care about tennis most of the time, but dangle an Isner-Mahut match in front of me and I won't be able to take my eyes off the scores. I was so hoping they would play for another eleven hours, or at least that Mahut would win this time (he's my favourite because he looks like a porcupine), but alas no.

I want to write fanfiction set during the eleven-hour match last year, in which the world ends around them and Isner and Mahut don't notice because they're absolutely focused on playing. Isner hits the winning shot and falls to the ground in victory, and as he gets to his feet again he notices, for the first time, the eerie silence in the stands.

(Yesterday, I found out that Mahut was six foot three and went 'hang on, that can't be right, he's so much shorter than Isner'. And then I looked Isner up.

John Isner is six foot nine. How is that even a real height?)


And back to X-Men!

I'm quite amused by the way the appetite of fandom constantly expands to demand slightly more than it's been given, no matter how much it's fed. James McAvoy claims he had sex with Michael Fassbender four times, and the primary reaction I see on Tumblr is 'NOT ENOUGH TIMES'.

On that subject: James McAvoy, you massive troll. He and Misha Collins should work on something together. They'd end up competing with each other to see who could render the largest number of fans unconscious.

Here is a delightful thing I watched recently: the X-Men: First Class trailer redone with footage from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. No, seriously, it's beautiful. If you're wondering 'would that really work?', the first shot will give you your answer. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] nightfire_kvala for the link!

I think X-Men: First Class is officially my fandom of the moment. I wonder how long it'll be before I try to cross it over with either Silent Hill or Pokémon. Either could be fun, where by 'fun' I mean 'fun' in the case of Pokémon and 'completely devastating' in the case of Silent Hill.

...my goodness, Silent Hill was made for Erik Lehnsherr. But, then again, so was Magneton. Decisions!
rionaleonhart: top gear: the start button on a bugatti veyron. (going down tonight)
I've never been a tennis fan, but I found myself strangely fascinated by the match between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut over the past couple of days. For those unaware: to win the fifth set, one player needs to be two full games ahead. In the case of Isner and Mahut, this didn't happen. It didn't happen for eleven hours. They played and played and played. On Wednesday, the match was suspended due to failing light levels at 59-59. On Thursday, I watched in increasing disbelief and cheered every time the score was equalised again, but eventually Isner won at 70-68. This one set went on longer than any full match of tennis ever played. You could have watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in the time they were playing.

(When the set finally, finally finished, there was a little unexpected ceremony and the players and umpire all got presents. I thought that was rather sweet. Also, the audience cheered Mahut far more than they did the actual winner of the match, which was an extremely British thing to do. We do love a person who fights and fights and then loses anyway.)

So, anyway, now some part of me wants Mahut/Isner fanfiction. Hour after hour playing against each other, and eventually a sort of bizarre, exhaustion-induced Stockholm Syndrome sets in. Does either of them really want it to end?

...I'm a bad person.

(The Guardian live blog for the first day of Groundhog Set is hilarious (start from the last paragraph of the 3.45 entry). My favourite part:

The scoreboard is barely visible through the grass and weeds and trails of Spanish moss. It shows that John Isner and Nicolas Mahut are locked at 37 games each in the final set.

I'm wondering if maybe an angel will come and set them free. Is this too much to ask? Just one slender angel, with white wings and a wise smile, to tell them that's it's all right, they have suffered enough and that they are now being recalled. The angel could hug them and kiss their brows and invite them to lay their rackets gently on the grass. And then they could all ascend to heaven together. John Isner, Nicolas Mahut and the kind angel that saved them.


Also, I enjoy the fact that the highest-rated comment by far on the next day's blog is this:

I take Mahut off to them both. Just because it's been a ridiculous match of tennis, Isner reason for puns ay?)

Did I really just make an entire entry about tennis? How unusual.


Today, I find out what class degree I have.

I'm really scared.
rionaleonhart: revolutionary girl utena: utena has fallen asleep on her schoolwork. (sort of exhausted really)
Charlie Brooker on sharing a bed:

I find it difficult enough to face people during the day, let alone at night, when I'm trying to sleep. Whenever I share a bed, I find it impossible to nod off without turning my back on the other party. I can't lie there breathing toward someone else's body. They might move and accidentally kick me in the mouth or something. And I can't lie on my back or on my stomach all night – that's just weird. I think it's down to slight claustrophobia. I can't seem to sleep without having a free line of escape, and all my limbs devoid of restriction. Even on the coldest night, I have to keep at least 30% of my body outside the duvet (roughly 30%, anyway; I don't measure it. I'm not a psychopath). So at least I'm not a duvet hog. That's one small point in my favour. On the downside, I have a tendency to wake in the night and scream and stab people.

From this article, in which Charlie Brooker and also some people who are not Charlie Brooker talk about their preferred sleeping positions. I can think of no earthly purpose such an article can serve besides providing canon for RPF writers.

I can easily imagine that David Mitchell also has trouble sleeping when facing his bedfellow. Therefore, when Brooker and Mitchell hypothetically share a bed, they sleep on far sides, turned away from each other, with as much empty space between them as possible.

For reasons I cannot begin to fathom, I find this mental image completely adorable. No discernable physical affection or even physical contact of any sort between two misanthropic, atypically attractive men sharing a bed: apparently incredibly cute? Mitchell is frowning slightly in his sleep, and that just makes it cuter.

Until the stabbing begins, obviously.

(I feel a bit guilty for thinking about this, I have to confess. I can write real-person Pokémon crossover AUs quite happily, but the moment I begin to contemplate the physically possible my RPF guilt kicks in. (This is probably not helped by the fact that Brooker has admitted to frequently Googling himself. In the hopefully-unlikely event that he sees this: er, hello, Mr Brooker. I don't really think that you and David Mitchell are sleeping together. Just - just so we're clear.))


Entirely unrelatedly, I saw this posted on a messageboard yesterday. It is my favourite chain comment ever.

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Amaaaaaazing. (Should any of you wake to find your pots and pans a mess tomorrow, I can only apologise.)
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (oh very well)
Real-Life Conversation Theatre:
Riona: (at university, speaking to [livejournal.com profile] sparklenight) I could actually show a clip from Newswipe in one of our Discourse in Public Life seminars; it'd be completely relevant. I'd just have to find one where he isn't...
Coursemate: Hi!
Riona: ...swearing outrageously or pretending to masturbate. Hello!
Coursemate: ...my God, what are you talking about?


Even random YouTube commenters, I have discovered in my browsings, 'ship Charlie Brooker/David Mitchell!

Yes, but [The Big Fat Quiz] was quite amusing. David Mitchell was his partner (now that sounds... quite right).

Aww. David Mitchell and Charlie Brooker would make such a cute couple. There'd be an eternal spiral of self-deprecation and nihilism, so much so that their little cottage would be consumed into a whirlpool of misery. It'd be brilliant.


(An interesting side-note: these may quite possibly be the only coherent comments I have seen on the whole of YouTube. From this sample, I can draw the highly scientific conclusion that Mitchell/Brooker 'shippers are the only YouTube users who know the slightest thing about spelling and punctuation. Therefore, 'shipping Mitchell/Brooker improves intelligence. Solid fact.)

Sorry about all of the Brooker/Mitchell entries, guys! (And sorry for the inconsistent name ordering; I haven't yet settled on which permutation I prefer.) I think I just need an outlet, because I appear to have abruptly fallen in love with the idea of a pairing that literally nobody has written. With Mark/Jeremy, at least I have the subtext of Peep Show itself to console me in the near-absence of fanfiction by people who have picked up on it; Brooker and Mitchell have very little recorded interaction. I really have no excuse for 'shipping them. But 'ship them I do, and it has left me with a craving for which not even the Internet, it seems, can cater. They could hypothetically be so interesting!

The thought of writing either Brooker or Mitchell intimidates me, but it is looking increasingly as if I must at least attempt this. Just so it exists on the Internet somewhere. In fact, the more Screenwipe I watch, the trickier it becomes to keep Brooker's style of speaking from leaking into my journal entries, so I may not need to worry about capturing his voice; I just have to keep watching his programmes until I actually become Charlie Brooker.

Anyway, enough moaning, because I've just worked out which Pokémon Brooker would have on his primary team, and the idea delights me. Please enjoy this visual argument for Voltorb and Onix.


One man, one Voltorb, one Onix. Can you tell which is which?


I never thought it was possible for a man to look more like an Onix than Jeremy Clarkson did. I was wrong.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (hope is all we have)
Something that struck me whilst playing Shadow of the Colossus: A COLOSSUS'S FIST if you call Agro whilst fighting a Colossus, Wander's cry is much more urgent than it is when you call her in a Colossusless situation. It's a tiny detail, but a rather nice one.

Also, if you're not holding a weapon and press Circle whilst riding Agro, Wander will pat her neck. It is sort of adorable.


The eleventh Colossus is so tiny I am not sure it really counts as a Colossus! Many months ago, I dreamt that I was fighting a 'Colossus' of about the size of a cow and was amused when I woke up by how thoroughly my subconscious had missed the point of a 'Colossus'; I hadn't realised it was foreshadowing.

Then I fell off a waterfall twice on my journey to the twelfth. It was embarrassing and rather horrible. Struggling helplessly against the current! I'm sorry, Wander.


After defeating the twelfth Colossus, I managed to swing the camera at such an angle that it gave me a close-up of Wander, and then paused, puzzled, when I noticed that he appeared to have black veins on his face. Had those always been there? He seemed quite young; it struck me as an unusual character feature.

Then I read up to where I was in [livejournal.com profile] twilit_wanderer's gamelogs and realised that she'd been commenting on the weirdness of Wander's appearance for some time; I'd kept thinking, 'hmmm, I didn't notice anything, but I'll check that out the next time I play,' and then completely forgetting.

So I reloaded the game, steered Wander into a corner so the camera could have a good look at him, looked up an image from the opening for comparison, and, no, I'm not imagining things. His hands and face and neck are veiny; his clothes are dirty and tattered; his hair is matted and almost black (it was red when the game began). With every colossus Wander kills, his appearance deteriorates just a little more. His girlfriend, meanwhile, is looking far more vibrant than she used to.

I think this is basically the awesomest thing in the world. It's horribly unsettling, of course, but it's such detail in such a minimalist game. I'm trying to think of another character whose appearance gradually evolves over the course of the game, and the closest I can come up with is Seifer's trenchcoat becoming tattered in Final Fantasy VIII.

(I was terrified that one of the effects of Wander's slow transformation was that he NO LONGER AFFECTIONATELY PATTED AGRO WHEN HE DIDN'T HAVE A WEAPON EQUIPPED, OH NO, but then I realised he just didn't pat her when she was actually moving. Thank goodness. Wander's love for Agro is so true, and I would be immensely distressed were he to stop caring about her.)


On the subject of awesome details in videogames: I've never played Left 4 Dead, a zombie apocalypse first-person shooter, but I've looked at screencaps, and this made me laugh really hard. Even in a world of immense danger and no Internet, you can't escape anonymous trolling.

(image source: [livejournal.com profile] cowgirlmaxwell's comment in [livejournal.com profile] zarla's L4D picspam (fascinating, but beware of many, many, many large images).)
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (NOOOOOOOOO)
I was just browsing fanfiction.net and stumbled across the following Harry Potter fic summary:

Ron and Dobby meet eachother in the corridors at night one day. Ron finds himself falling for Dobby all over again. They have been dating for a while. Rated M for a reason. SLASH.

Intrigued and a little worried, I clicked the link and was confronted with this.

I laughed until I wept.

(Possibly my favourite part is one of the reviews: um.. wtf is this? this isn't a dobby/ron slash at all. As if the reviewer is genuinely disappointed!)


My brother is watching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles in the background, and I'm not really watching and have no idea what's going on, but I appear to be totally 'shipping Cameron/John Connor anyway. Human/robot? That's a new one. I can't say I'm entirely surprised.

(This is where I'd consider Allison Cameron/John Connor if I knew more about the Terminatorverse, but, alas, I do not.)


Here is an important poll:


[Poll #1446965]


Personally, I don't believe in running zombies. When they get you eventually - and they will! - it will be because they are many and relentless. You need to sleep! They do not! They are the tortoise, and you are the hare. (Did you not hear the version of the story in which the rotting undead tortoise bites the sleeping hare and the hare awakens to discover, to his horror, that the shell is already growing?)
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (don't cross me)
As I seem to be rediscovering old fandoms and anime, I thought I would rewatch DN Angel, which I have not seen for at least five years.

I had forgotten how much I love Satoshi and his ridiculously creepy crush on Daisuke. The poor boy! (By 'the poor boy' I mean poor romantically-doomed Satoshi, rather than Daisuke, although Daisuke does have to suffer Satoshi's rather unnerving affections.)

After watching the fourth episode (dear Satoshi: please stop pretending that you lose your hold on Krad around Daisuke because Krad is somehow 'reacting to Dark's presence'; it is because you are madly in love with Daisuke and you know it), I scrolled down a bit and thus stumbled across what is possibly my new favourite quote from a YouTube comment:

homocidal does NOT mean gay, it means you like killing people.

Oh, YouTube, you never fail to amuse and depress.


Note to self: when you're back in London, start playing Metal Gear Solid 2. After all the things I've learnt about it from browsing TV Tropes and [livejournal.com profile] firefly99's journal, it seems to be:

a) the most confusing game ever created, and
b) completely awesome.

From the Wikipedia article:

The storyline explores many philosophical and cyberpunk themes in great detail, including meme theory, social engineering, sociology, artificial intelligence, information control, conspiracy theories, political and military maneuvering, evolution, existentialism, censorship, the manipulation of free will and the nature of reality.

In a videogame! I can't miss this! I become terribly annoyed when people say that videogames are incapable of depth, or take an 'oh, it's a videogame, of course it's not going to have a real storyline' attitude; it'd be nice to be able to point and say, 'YEAH, WELL, THIS VIDEOGAME CHALLENGES THE NATURE OF REALITY.' (I can already say 'FINAL FANTASY X MADE ME CRY', of course, but it's always nice to have more cases for the argument.)

I am, I suspect, going to be completely rubbish at playing a stealth game, generally being more of an RPG/platformer/action-adventure person, but it wouldn't be the first time I've played a videogame purely for the themes it explores (see also: Silent Hill 2).

If you have any stories of times videogames have made you cry (er, storyline-wise, rather than out of frustration; the ending of Final Fantasy X certainly did it for me, and oh the prologue of Kingdom Hearts II, and I became a bit teary during the final boss fight in Ōkami), or times they've made you feel guilty for an action you took as a player (asdjfghfjdhsggh I'm sorry FFVI Cid I didn't know), or times you've picked up a game you wouldn't have played otherwise because things you'd heard about the plot interested you, please share! Because videogames are a legitimate storytelling medium, and it is very frustrating when non-gamers dismiss the emotional effect they can have.