Extreme Romance.

[rionaleonhart]

(EDIT: Who just sent me an anonymous vgift? Thank you so much! ♥!)


Happy Valentine's Day! Would anyone like an incredibly terrible poem?

WARNING: I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THEY WILL BE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE. Here are some of my compositions so far:

For my ex-housemate (but also dedicated with love to the Hannahs on my flist):

OH HANNAH
YOU ARE NOT A SPANNER
EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ALSO-RANNER
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For my housemate from Nottingham and her unrhymable name:

OH RACH
OWING TO SOUTHERN INFLUENCE YOU NO LONGER DROP YOUR 'H'...S
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For myself (yes, I composed a Valentine's Day poem for myself), and possibly the worst of the lot due to slightly unfortunate rhyming:

OH HARRIET
JOIN ME IN MY CHARIOT
LOTS OF LOVE FROM JUDAS ISCARIOT
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


If you would like an appalling poem, let me know in the comments! (If you give me your name and/or nicknames as well, that might make things easier.)

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

OH WOLFY
NOTHING RHYMES WITH WOLFY
THE CLOSEST I CAN GET IS GOLFY (WHICH IS MERELY AN EYE RHYME AND IN FACT PRONOUNCED ENTIRELY DIFFERENTLY)

BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAY

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

I'M SO GLAD THAT I'VE KNOWN A
RIONA
I WISH I COULD CLONE A
RIONA
I'LL NEVER DISOWN A
RIONA
SAY HI TO FIONA (if you know anyone with that name)
RIONA
AS IT WOULD BE RUDE TO TRY TO OWN A
RIONA
I'VE RUN OUT OF RHYMES FOR
RIONA

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO YOU, TOO!

[rionaleonhart]

I love this poem and wish to have it tattooed on everyone else's face so I can see it every day.