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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2010-02-14 10:26 am

Extreme Romance.

(EDIT: Who just sent me an anonymous vgift? Thank you so much! ♥!)


Happy Valentine's Day! Would anyone like an incredibly terrible poem?

WARNING: I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THEY WILL BE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE. Here are some of my compositions so far:

For my ex-housemate (but also dedicated with love to the Hannahs on my flist):

OH HANNAH
YOU ARE NOT A SPANNER
EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ALSO-RANNER
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY



For my housemate from Nottingham and her unrhymable name:

OH RACH
OWING TO SOUTHERN INFLUENCE YOU NO LONGER DROP YOUR 'H'...S
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY



For myself (yes, I composed a Valentine's Day poem for myself), and possibly the worst of the lot due to slightly unfortunate rhyming:

OH HARRIET
JOIN ME IN MY CHARIOT
LOTS OF LOVE FROM JUDAS ISCARIOT
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY



If you would like an appalling poem, let me know in the comments! (If you give me your name and/or nicknames as well, that might make things easier.)

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Short bad poetry is the BEST poetry!

I haven't written any terrible poems myself, but [livejournal.com profile] littlemoose had a brilliant one to go with my 'May and Hammond deliver Jeremy, tied up to a chair, to Will Young on Valentine's Day' fic:

Roses are red
James May has daft hair
here's Jeremy Clarkson
tied to a chair!


Which I then failed to add in the fic, but OH WELL.

I'm also not sure what to think about you pairing yourself up with Judas Iscariot, but happy Valentine's day!

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! There should be more poems accompanying fanfic.

YAY POEM :D

OH RIONA
YOU LIKE SINGING MY SHARONA (or you might if you knew the song)
WHILST BEING A FICWRITING NINJA

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it both ends with an -ah sound, so I think it counts. Also, I'm rubbish at rhyming.