Extreme Romance.

[rionaleonhart]

(EDIT: Who just sent me an anonymous vgift? Thank you so much! ♥!)


Happy Valentine's Day! Would anyone like an incredibly terrible poem?

WARNING: I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THEY WILL BE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE. Here are some of my compositions so far:

For my ex-housemate (but also dedicated with love to the Hannahs on my flist):

OH HANNAH
YOU ARE NOT A SPANNER
EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ALSO-RANNER
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For my housemate from Nottingham and her unrhymable name:

OH RACH
OWING TO SOUTHERN INFLUENCE YOU NO LONGER DROP YOUR 'H'...S
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For myself (yes, I composed a Valentine's Day poem for myself), and possibly the worst of the lot due to slightly unfortunate rhyming:

OH HARRIET
JOIN ME IN MY CHARIOT
LOTS OF LOVE FROM JUDAS ISCARIOT
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


If you would like an appalling poem, let me know in the comments! (If you give me your name and/or nicknames as well, that might make things easier.)

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

Hee, thank you!


OH REI
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I REALLY LOVED THE SKILFUL WAY
YOU BEAT THE OTHER GIRLS TO THE BRIDE'S BOUQUET er, hang on.


OH REI
I HAVE TO SAY
YOUR FRIENDSHIP MAKES ME SHOUT 'HOORAY!'

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

[reipan.livejournal.com]

Beautiful.

OH HATS
FREE (TO MY KNOWLEDGE) FROM TRANS FATS
...TO BE HONEST I ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE CATS

SINCERELY YOURS,
THE FOUR-WINGED BAT.

[rionaleonhart]

On the one hand, I am incredibly hurt that our friendship is based solely on my cat-ownership.

On the other, I love the poem, so I suppose I'll forgive you.

[reipan.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not my fault you have cats. (I AM GETTING CATS NEXT YEAR. I WON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.

...in case you were actually taking any of this seriously, you are one of the best people in the world and I love you and will not leave you for a couple of cats.

But I am getting cats next year.)

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

THE RIVER WAS DEEP, BUT I SWAM IT (JANET)

er. yes.