Extreme Romance.

[rionaleonhart]

(EDIT: Who just sent me an anonymous vgift? Thank you so much! ♥!)


Happy Valentine's Day! Would anyone like an incredibly terrible poem?

WARNING: I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THEY WILL BE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE. Here are some of my compositions so far:

For my ex-housemate (but also dedicated with love to the Hannahs on my flist):

OH HANNAH
YOU ARE NOT A SPANNER
EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ALSO-RANNER
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For my housemate from Nottingham and her unrhymable name:

OH RACH
OWING TO SOUTHERN INFLUENCE YOU NO LONGER DROP YOUR 'H'...S
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For myself (yes, I composed a Valentine's Day poem for myself), and possibly the worst of the lot due to slightly unfortunate rhyming:

OH HARRIET
JOIN ME IN MY CHARIOT
LOTS OF LOVE FROM JUDAS ISCARIOT
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


If you would like an appalling poem, let me know in the comments! (If you give me your name and/or nicknames as well, that might make things easier.)

Comments

[fera_festiva]

OH RIONALEONHART
LET US NEVER PART
ONE DAY I WILL BUY YOU A CART
(NOT FROM WAL-MART)
WE WILL USE IT TO CROSS THE RIVER DART
HAPPY... OH BOLLOCKS TO IT
HERE IS A HEART -> ♥

(Me please! You can use either Fera or Martha but if the latter then no rhyming with "Arthur" because frankly I've had that one all my life)

[rionaleonhart]

I find 'WE WILL USE IT TO CROSS THE RIVER DART' absolutely hilarious and I do not know why.


OH MARTHA
I CAN'T EXPRESS HALF A
UNIT OF HOW AWESOME YOU ARE



THUR

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY