Extreme Romance.

[rionaleonhart]

(EDIT: Who just sent me an anonymous vgift? Thank you so much! ♥!)


Happy Valentine's Day! Would anyone like an incredibly terrible poem?

WARNING: I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THEY WILL BE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE. Here are some of my compositions so far:

For my ex-housemate (but also dedicated with love to the Hannahs on my flist):

OH HANNAH
YOU ARE NOT A SPANNER
EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ALSO-RANNER
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For my housemate from Nottingham and her unrhymable name:

OH RACH
OWING TO SOUTHERN INFLUENCE YOU NO LONGER DROP YOUR 'H'...S
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For myself (yes, I composed a Valentine's Day poem for myself), and possibly the worst of the lot due to slightly unfortunate rhyming:

OH HARRIET
JOIN ME IN MY CHARIOT
LOTS OF LOVE FROM JUDAS ISCARIOT
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


If you would like an appalling poem, let me know in the comments! (If you give me your name and/or nicknames as well, that might make things easier.)

Comments

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

SASAKI
DISCUSSING THIS MALARKEY
HAS MADE ME FEEL PARKY
(It's like perky, but with a flavour of being interviewed by an extremely famous Englishman.)
AND QUITE MARKY MARKY
SO I THINK I'LL GO STAR IN AN UNNECESSARY REMAKE OF THE ITALIAN JOB
GOOD LUCK NOT HAVING THE CAT BAT AWAY HEDGE MAZE PUZZLES
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
MAY SOMEONE SEND YOU A NINJAPIRATEZOMBIEROBOT

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

THAT LAST PART DOESN'T RHYME QUITE RIGHT BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAY.

This is the best Valentine's Day post ever.

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

REALLY NONE OF IT RHYMES PROPERLY DUE TO MY MISREADING WHERE THE S IS

I MUST EAT THE FISH OF SHAME

Well, Vamlumtime's Day is serious times. IT BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER