Extreme Romance.

[rionaleonhart]

(EDIT: Who just sent me an anonymous vgift? Thank you so much! ♥!)


Happy Valentine's Day! Would anyone like an incredibly terrible poem?

WARNING: I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THEY WILL BE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE. Here are some of my compositions so far:

For my ex-housemate (but also dedicated with love to the Hannahs on my flist):

OH HANNAH
YOU ARE NOT A SPANNER
EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ALSO-RANNER
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For my housemate from Nottingham and her unrhymable name:

OH RACH
OWING TO SOUTHERN INFLUENCE YOU NO LONGER DROP YOUR 'H'...S
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For myself (yes, I composed a Valentine's Day poem for myself), and possibly the worst of the lot due to slightly unfortunate rhyming:

OH HARRIET
JOIN ME IN MY CHARIOT
LOTS OF LOVE FROM JUDAS ISCARIOT
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


If you would like an appalling poem, let me know in the comments! (If you give me your name and/or nicknames as well, that might make things easier.)

Comments

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

AND IT IS RIGHT THAT IT BE SO man I'm capslocking a lot today. Though, naturally, I always use the Shift key. It is the proper and noble way to capslock.

Man, I was so happy when my first shirt dropped earlier today. Kadrin the Turtle Tamer finally put a shirt on, and leaves the pantheon of underdressed fantasy female characters. (Though she's a stick-figure, which was never exactly titilating.)

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

Emmarrrrr the Disco Bandit is still woefully underdressed (and, also, only level 7. I've been grinding in the Hidden Temple so I can beat the Goblin King.) It has been far too long since I played this game. Every time, I end up making a new character.

Also, yes, the Shift key is the noble way to capslock.

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

This time I've donated (four times - I have a Mr. A, a dancing frog, and a Libram of BRICKOs Summoning) so Kadrin should be permanent now. Which is good, in case I forget completely about the game again!

Just pressing the button doesn't have the same passionate intensity.