Extreme Romance.

[rionaleonhart]

(EDIT: Who just sent me an anonymous vgift? Thank you so much! ♥!)


Happy Valentine's Day! Would anyone like an incredibly terrible poem?

WARNING: I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THEY WILL BE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE. Here are some of my compositions so far:

For my ex-housemate (but also dedicated with love to the Hannahs on my flist):

OH HANNAH
YOU ARE NOT A SPANNER
EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ALSO-RANNER
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For my housemate from Nottingham and her unrhymable name:

OH RACH
OWING TO SOUTHERN INFLUENCE YOU NO LONGER DROP YOUR 'H'...S
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For myself (yes, I composed a Valentine's Day poem for myself), and possibly the worst of the lot due to slightly unfortunate rhyming:

OH HARRIET
JOIN ME IN MY CHARIOT
LOTS OF LOVE FROM JUDAS ISCARIOT
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


If you would like an appalling poem, let me know in the comments! (If you give me your name and/or nicknames as well, that might make things easier.)

Comments

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

I can't beat that rhymey Disco Bandit one, so I won't even try, but DID YOU SEE THEY'RE WORKING ON THE SEQUEL TO THE NEMESIS QUEST THINGS ARE HAPPENING ABOUT THE RETURN OF YOUR NEMESIS IT WILL BE AWESOME

ahem sorry riona maybe we should continue this conversation somewhere where we're not getting kol all over someone's journal

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

I thought long and hard on that Disco bandit one, so I'm pleased at the result.

NEMESIS QUEST TAUNTS ME. Somehow I'm completely incapable of getting the last bit of paper I need to solve the password puzzle. it's driven me mad this entire run!

...yeah, uh, oops, I guess? (I think we might be amusing over anything else, at least)