Sneeze Your Womb Out? That's Your Plan?

[rionaleonhart]

Well, that's university over and done with.

...bit anticlimactic, really, isn't it? Hang on:

You defeated UNIVERSITY!

Thank you so much for your support, both in the comments to my previous entry and over the past four months of stress. I am so lucky to know all of you. (I suppose it's conceivable that You, The Reader might be someone I do not, in fact, know, but I'm sure you're excellent anyway.)

I feel a bit odd now. I don't quite know what to do when I don't have a massive deadline looming over me, it seems. What do people do when they're not panicking over dissertations?

Ooh, I can start writing again! Well, yes, I was writing before, but now I can write without guilt. The drive to write may well have scarpered now that the allure of procrastination no longer hovers about it, but let's give this a go anyway:

Give me a prompt (or several), and I'll write you a one-sentence fic.

(I should become slightly less terrible at responding to things now. Let's hope.)

Comments

[nomelon.livejournal.com]

CONGRATULATIONS. You won't know what the hell to do with yourself now. But writing to fill the void is an excellent idea.

How about David Mitchell meets Dean Winchester in a bar and spills a drink on him.

[rionaleonhart]

Under ordinary circumstances, David would be apologising profusely and in some alarm to the muscular American over whom he had spilt his drink, but his sense of alarm is somewhat preoccupied by the red-eyed hissing girl who precipitated the drink-spilling incident, and then the muscular American pulls out a shotgun and David is just shitting himself all around, really.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

David Mitchell discovers he has a superpower.

[rionaleonhart]

"Nobody else," Charlie says, in disbelief, "would find this out and think, 'Oh, I know what I'll do: I'll go back to a day when two panel shows clashed and be on both of them'."

[darkest-alchemy.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! (I was thinking about you this morning, wondering whether you'd got your work in)

er, prompt... how about the one from my dream the other day which was 'Sherlock Holmes fights vampires'

[rionaleonhart]

"We cannot trust the evidence of our senses, Watson," my friend cried; "there must be some trickery, such creatures do not exist," but all his reason did nothing to dispel the fanged men at the door.

[amchau.livejournal.com]

Prompt: Josie Long/Sarah Millican.

[rionaleonhart]

I'm afraid I'm not familiar enough with either of them to write this! Seriously, the best I'll be able to manage is 'JOSIE LONG AND SARAH MILLICAN HELD HANDS, HOORAY'. Is there anything else you'd like to see?

[dancesontrains.livejournal.com]

\o/ Lol nosy, but will you be celebrating in some shape or form?

[rionaleonhart]

Didn't have any real celebratory plans, although I am going to a radio recording tomorrow! (Heresy, which I've never heard but will apparently have Victoria Coren and David Mitchell, so thumbs up for that.)

[sunlightdances.livejournal.com]

Yays! :D

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

Hooray! HOORAY! CAPS FOR GREAT JOYYY! <333 Well done you, you are A++++

[missnoface.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!

Erm.. Charlie Brooker meeting John McEnroe.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

...just butting in to say this would be EPIC and everyone in a three mile radius would be deafened. :D

[littlered2.livejournal.com]

Yay! Congratulations, and enjoy the lack of deadlines once you get used to it.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

HURRAH! *showers in sparkles, gives cupcake* I feel there should be a levelling up animation or something now...

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

YAY! Now you can frolic in the loveliness of the Brookerfic anonymemes!

Also, I can already tell this is the start of my annual '...what do you MEAN you are done with university, I have at least two months of work to go!' issues, that I will probably aim at everyone on my friendslist who is in university, and my real life friends, who pretty much all study English lit and will be done a month before I'm done. WHY MUST THE BIOMEDICAL SCIENCE BE SO HARDCORE.

Anyway, enough about my emo, you have defeated the university! WELL DONE YOU!

Charlie and David (and perhaps other people) are housemates at university!

[rionaleonhart]

I can assure you, I would not have objected to a later deadline.

Charlie and David (and perhaps other people) are housemates at university!

Ooh, someone should write a full-length fic about this! For now, though:


David sits with his head in his hands and his notes untouched, loathing himself; he can hardly avoid his drunken mistake if he fucking lives with it, can he?

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Congratulations to you!

A *non*-college-themed one: Holmes, Watson, May, Clarkson, and Hammond: they blow stuff up wear ridiculous costumes invent improbable contraptions fight crime!

[rionaleonhart]

Holmes described our new companions as 'intellectually stimulating', and I was certainly fascinated by their strange speech and stranger conduct, but the third time they unintentionally sabotaged one of my friend's cunningly-crafted plans by means of an ill-timed explosion I began to wonder whether the stimulation they provided was truly worth the price.

[livii.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!!

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

PASSES FOR EVERYONEEEEEEEE

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

I feel a bit odd now. I don't quite know what to do when I don't have a massive deadline looming over me, it seems. What do people do when they're not panicking over dissertations?

Apply for MAs?

Congrats again!

[inappropriately.livejournal.com]

Charlie and David bicker over what to listen to on the radio.

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

Ryan and Sharpay Evans: Everything is better with Pokemon.

[marginaliana]

WOO congratulations! Things to do now: attend every comedy recording in the universe?

Promptitude: Charlie coming out via twitter.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

HOORAY FOR YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rimon.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!!! :D

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

To borrow a quote from one of my friends when I graduated college, "Congratulations. Yesterday you were a student. Today, you're unemployed."

Fic - Um, since I had a dream where Sam and Dean had to fight off a zombie apocalypse using only my borrowed crutches, something about trying to kill zombies with borrowed crutches. Possibly Winchesters, or Top Gear presenters, or David Mitchell, or anyone.

Also, the morning after Mark and Jeremy have sex.

And also, anything in the world involving mummies with cowboy hats (I just saw Bubba Ho-Tep).

And the King of the Cosmos gives David Mitchell a Katamari.

[fera_festiva]

WOOOOOO! And congratulations for getting all that work done. \o/

Did you get everything handed in on time or did you experience the full joy of the dissertation dash? XD (Not that I snuck out of my office to go and watch any of it, of course. That would have been unprofessional.)

[shark-hat.livejournal.com]

Due to having just finished Mitchel and Webb's fourth radio series this morning:
"Ooh, Rob, let's open a big shop!"

[gulliblesnail.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!!

[twilit-wanderer.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! \o/