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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2024-05-13 10:52 am

We Are Robbing You Blind, I Hope You Don't Mind.

Like many households, we opted not to watch the Eurovision Song Contest this year. On the day of the final, we had an 'alternative' Eurovision evening instead: we fired up the speaker and had a home karaoke session. The theme was 'past Eurovision songs and songs that feel fitting for Eurovision'. It was a lot more fun than actual Eurovision, I suspect!

(For the information of anyone else who's boycotting Eurovision this year: none of the YouTube links in this entry go to official Eurovision channels.)

We ended up deciding against having guests, because it's been a busy few weeks and we didn't have the energy to host, so it was just the four of us (or the three of us with Ginger spectating, as Ginger prefers not to take the microphone). It would have been fun to have people over, but, at the same time, the fact I was very close with everyone there meant it was slightly less intimidating to sing in languages I didn't know a word of, so perhaps it's for the best!

I kicked off the evening with the eternal masterpiece 'Wolves of the Sea' by Pirates of the Sea (Latvia, Eurovision 2008). My first performance of a karaoke session is always a bit wobbly, because I tend to start out nervous and then gain confidence over the course of the song, but this was a lot of fun. The others quickly started joining in on the choruses; it's very catchy!

My other performances:

- Duncan Laurence, 'Arcade' (Netherlands, Eurovision 2019). I've had this song stuck in my head a lot recently on account of rereading 'The Arcade' by Gnine, one of my all-time favourite Final Fantasy XV fics; it's a great outsider-POV piece about Prompto and his friendship with Noct.

- Marija Šerifović, 'Molitva' (Serbia, Eurovision 2007). I was nervous about singing in Serbian, but this went surprisingly well! Very dramatic and fun to belt out. It helped that nobody in the audience knew Serbian.

- Keiino, 'Spirit in the Sky' (Norway, Eurovision 2019), an incredible banger that should not be confused with any different and terrible songs that might happen to be called 'Spirit in the Sky'. This was fun, but it was also extremely challenging! It's very much a song for three people, and singing it solo required a lot of wild leaps between octaves and languages.

- ABBA, 'Waterloo' (Sweden, Eurovision 1974). Look, you can't have Eurovision karaoke without performing 'Waterloo'. It's against the law.

I also sang backup on Rei's performance of 'The Dream Daddy for Me' by JT Music (very much not a Eurovision song), a rap about the dating sim Dream Daddy, which was an absolute blast, and on Tem's performance of 'I'm Ready', in case any complacent fools thought they might get through the evening without hearing any songs from Death Note: The Musical.

I was very impressed by the performances; it felt like everyone really pulled out the stops, and, appropriately for the occasion, it was very multilingual. In addition to English, Rei sang in Japanese ('I don't wanna get out of futon' by Uchikubi Gokumon Doukoukai), Italian ('Zitti e buoni' by Måneskin, Italy, Eurovision 2021; I said 'holy shit' aloud when Rei launched into rapid Italian rapping) and increasingly fast Ukrainian ('Shum' by Go_A, Ukraine, Eurovision 2021).

Tem sang the Eurovision song 'Who the Hell Is Edgar?' by Teya and Salena (Austria, Eurovision 2023), which I'd somehow forgotten about completely even though it's about being possessed by Edgar Allan Poe, and the Eurovision-adjacent 'Money, Money, Money' by Abba. Xe also performed 'Idol' by YOASOBI and 'Gimme chocolate!!' by BABYMETAL, both of which looked absolutely exhausting. Tem's passionate BABYMETAL dancing had to be cut short, alas, because it kept causing terrible audio feedback whenever the microphone pointed at the speaker.

The final song was 'Eurovusion (Open Up)' by Two Hearts, which everyone joined in on. It's not technically a Eurovision song, but it is a song about Eurovision (and also a blast).

To end the evening, we watched the 2008 film version of Mamma Mia!, which was also good ridiculous fun! Tem had never seen Mamma Mia! before and, indeed, hadn't heard much ABBA. 'I don't know why I haven't been watching this film on a regular basis,' xe commented. 'This is the best film ever made.'

Tem had glittered up dramatically for the occasion, meaning that, using our shared bathroom afterwards, I ended up covered in collateral glitter. This is not a rare occurrence. I've become a lot more sparkly ever since Tem joined our household.
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[personal profile] wolfy_writing 2024-05-13 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that sounds like a party!

No one did "Love Love Peace Peace"?

I love the phrase "collateral glitter".
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[personal profile] wolfy_writing 2024-05-13 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I love everything about that song!
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[personal profile] wolfy_writing 2024-05-13 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is almost certainly the only US school sports team song I will ever recommend to you, but I think you'll like it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhBndP2TgOM
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[personal profile] horselizard 2024-06-06 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
OH it's Two Hearts!! well of COURSE it is XD

(not able to play videos atm but excited to check it out later :D)
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[personal profile] storme 2024-05-13 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
My pick would have been something from Eurovision: The Story of Fire Saga but which exactly I'm not sure. Or a Dadi Freyr song, maybe.

(We also boycotted, and from the little I've seen of how miserable a lot of the backstage stuff was, I am starting to wonder if I'll ever watch it again.)
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[personal profile] storme 2024-05-13 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Genuinely recommend watching it--I don't love Will Farrell in most things but Fire Saga is absolutely a gem and was clearly made with SO MUCH LOVE for Eurovision.
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[personal profile] seleneheart 2024-05-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like an amazing good time!
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[personal profile] trepkos 2024-05-13 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I had to watch "I don't wanna get out of futon"!
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[personal profile] speperteristico 2024-05-13 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What a nice tracklist!! I didn't know "I don't wanna get out of futon" but it has now earned a permanent spot on my playlist.

I also applaud your friend for singing "Gimme chocolate!!" because it's such an exhausting song to karaoke. Kudos!

"This is the best film ever made." so true. (And now I feel the urge to rewatch it even though I caught a rerun of it in TV just last week).
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[personal profile] apiphile 2024-05-13 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that your solution to so many social wrinkles is "karaoke". It's very... something.

Look, you can't have Eurovision karaoke without performing 'Waterloo'. It's against the law.

That's TRUE. You go to jail FOREVER.

I said 'holy shit' aloud when Rei launched into rapid Italian rapping

FAIR. THAT IS IMPRESSIVE.

No "Peace peace, love love"?
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[personal profile] tiger_moran 2024-05-13 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Shum! I love Go_A. I understand nothing of what they're singing about and don't even know the titles of most of their songs but they're still one of my favourite bands.
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[personal profile] newbie1990 2024-05-13 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That Dream Daddy song is a masterpiece and I want to thank you for sharing it with us. A thing of beauty. Although, damn, looking at Joseph again he really does give off cult leader vibes. Understand why they were tempted to go with that storyline.
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[personal profile] newbie1990 2024-05-14 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ngl that is extremely on-brand for you. A version of Dream Daddy where Amanda & her dad, you, are also investigating the murders (and presumably making many terrible decisions along the way) sounds more Riona-friendly.
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[personal profile] horselizard 2024-06-06 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
everything about this sounds great XD i'm glad it was a fun time!
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[personal profile] horselizard 2024-06-06 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
ahh YES wonderful!!