Why Is My Income Tax The Same As My Income?

[rionaleonhart]

There's a rather fun-looking meme going around, along the lines of 'Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.' While I am tempted, I've spent the past four months discovering that there is really very little that I won't write, so I fear that either nobody will respond or the suggestions will be so traumatising that I'll end up cowering in a corner for ever.

Still. Worth a shot, right?

Suggest three any number of fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of (at least) one of them.

I point-blank refuse to write real-person deathfic. I know it's probably cheating to specify things I will not write in a meme like this, but I cannot possibly do it.

Please do not request fandoms that you know me to be unfamiliar with on the grounds that 'well, it certainly fits the "she will probably never write it" rule'. This is true, but unfair. If you don't know whether I'm familiar with a fandom or not, feel free to request it, but include a request for something you know I know as well.

There are quite a few of you I am extremely tempted to ban from requesting things, but that would be unsporting.