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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2007-06-17 10:36 pm

You Know, A Year Ago, I Still Thought RPS Was Weird And Wrong.

Well, now that Britain's Got Talent is over and yet people have somehow not yet written it, I have to ask: where is my Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell threesomefic? I will settle for just Morgan/Cowell, because it would be gloriously sarcastic and insulting and I so want Piers to kiss Simon in front of the audience just to throw him off and I know I'm not the only one who raised my eyebrows at Morgan's offer of 'beatboxing lessons' after the show (oh, dear, I've become one of those fans), but seriously! Morgan/Holden/Cowell! The occasional surprising cuteness of Piers/Amanda (please tell me I'm not the only person who went 'aww' whenever she leant against him or Piers kissed her hair) combined with the insane bickering hatesex of Morgan/Cowell! Anyone? No?

I do not actually believe that the judges of Britain's Got Talent are doing anything untoward. Um, please don't sue me?

[identity profile] ladybella.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I wrote more Piers/Simon and nobody bloody read it! *pouts*
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[identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, you write Piers/Simon?! I'm not sure whether to worship you or run screaming...

[identity profile] ladybella.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhmm! here (http://ladybella.livejournal.com/996371.html) and here (http://ladybella.livejournal.com/1032987.html). Warning: They're, um... rather rough with each other.
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[identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Would it be ok to friend you then? (I'm honestly not just asking for the judge!porn ;))

[identity profile] ladybella.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
OH! I thought you WERE on my list! Omg that's not right! *FRIENDS IMMEDIATELY*
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[identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Lemming will be proud of me :D *friends back, runs to read*

[identity profile] justthinkingofu.livejournal.com 2007-06-19 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm new around here, I've added you as a friend, hope you don't mind :)
x

[identity profile] suzie-shooter.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I read it! I read both of them! *pouts back*
more, dammit!

[identity profile] ladybella.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm waiting for my muse AKA Tick to kick in!

I can't believe more people from TGS are fawning over Piers. This still doesn't feel right.