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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2007-06-17 10:36 pm
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You Know, A Year Ago, I Still Thought RPS Was Weird And Wrong.

Well, now that Britain's Got Talent is over and yet people have somehow not yet written it, I have to ask: where is my Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell threesomefic? I will settle for just Morgan/Cowell, because it would be gloriously sarcastic and insulting and I so want Piers to kiss Simon in front of the audience just to throw him off and I know I'm not the only one who raised my eyebrows at Morgan's offer of 'beatboxing lessons' after the show (oh, dear, I've become one of those fans), but seriously! Morgan/Holden/Cowell! The occasional surprising cuteness of Piers/Amanda (please tell me I'm not the only person who went 'aww' whenever she leant against him or Piers kissed her hair) combined with the insane bickering hatesex of Morgan/Cowell! Anyone? No?

I do not actually believe that the judges of Britain's Got Talent are doing anything untoward. Um, please don't sue me?

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[identity profile] ladybella.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I wrote more Piers/Simon and nobody bloody read it! *pouts*
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[identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, you sat through a week of that and you're NOT slashing Ant and Dec, but ARE slashing the judges?! I've failed, somewhere...
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[personal profile] aestivalis 2007-06-17 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Missing the point and simultaneously actually taking this show seriously, who won in the end?

[identity profile] m-l-h.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
*shakes head*

[identity profile] th-esaurus.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
When did he kiss her hair?!

And yes. I want them (P/S) to have sex. On that stage. Or like, OFFSTAGE WHILE THE AUDIENCE IS THERE.
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[identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, you write Piers/Simon?! I'm not sure whether to worship you or run screaming...
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-17 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that Ant and Dec are so very slashy that it goes without saying! It was adorable when they were playing around with that green boa, and the way they hide backstage and mimic all the acts makes me giggle like a loon. But there is at least some Ant/Dec out there, while I am fairly certain that the amount of Morgan/Holden/Cowell is precisely none.
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-17 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me you're like those people who watch Top Gear for the cars! (Ahahaha, sorry.)

It was Paul Potts, the opera singer. I was rather pleased with the result, actually.
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[identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you think there might be a very good reason for that?! Also, the amount of Ant/Dec out there is commonly known as not enough!
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-17 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I am sure he did! Did I imagine that? I think it was in one of the semi-finals when she agreed with Piers about an act Simon didn't like, maybe?

ASJFGHJDSGGJHDGS YES OH GOD SLASH IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE IS SUCH AN INSANE KINK OF MINE HELP
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[identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought he kissed her cheek.

*apologises for butting in, runs away again*
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-17 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes, you can pretend to be above the judge-slashing, but I know you're tempted! I have the amazing ability to read struck-through text!

WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT, WERE YOU?
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, so my memory is only slightly faulty. Thanks! It was still adorable, anyway.

[identity profile] th-esaurus.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
The door was unlocked and the audience was streaming in and the producer was telling Piers to get the hell in position, but he was, he was in goddamn position, his suit trousers crumpling around his ankles and Simon behind him, in up to the hilt.

"Five fucking minutes, you said," Piers breathed out, grabbing the door handle to hold it shut as footsteps echoed past the door.

He could hear Simon's smirk in his voice. "I underestimated."
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-17 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO KILL ME AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR IT.

YOU BASTARD, SIMON, YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD, YOU KNEW.

[identity profile] ladybella.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhmm! here (http://ladybella.livejournal.com/996371.html) and here (http://ladybella.livejournal.com/1032987.html). Warning: They're, um... rather rough with each other.
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[personal profile] aestivalis 2007-06-17 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean, both the little girls lost? That's fantastic!

Thus revealing the true reason I watch these shows, apparently. Suffer, small fry, sufferrrr. I liked the Bar Wizards though |D

[identity profile] ladybella.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT IS

FUCKING HELL I LOVE YOU
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[identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Would it be ok to friend you then? (I'm honestly not just asking for the judge!porn ;))

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Boy, am I glad I can't see Britain's Got Talent :D
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-17 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Blast, I hate it when I can't resort to 'just talk about it enough and eventually maybe Draco will write it'. Foiled again!

Oh, well, surely someone else will. Um, right?
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[identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHA YES!

Why do I like the P/S hatesex so much? Why? For one thing, [livejournal.com profile] m_l_h is going to kill me...

[identity profile] suzie-shooter.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The occasional surprising cuteness of Piers/Amanda (please tell me I'm not the only person who went 'aww'

It *was* quite sweet when he laughed at her Paris Hilton joke that Simon completely didn't get, and she was like "Thank you Piers!"

and ok, when he had his arm round her tonight...

she's still not getting into the fic I might write though...
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-17 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
and ok, when he had his arm round her tonight...

Yes! SERIOUSLY, WHY DO I FIND THIS SO ADORABLE? I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO FIND PAIRINGS INVOLVING PIERS MORGAN 'ADORABLE'.

I'm still going to be looking eagerly forward to it.

[identity profile] suzie-shooter.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I read it! I read both of them! *pouts back*
more, dammit!
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