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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2007-06-17 10:36 pm
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You Know, A Year Ago, I Still Thought RPS Was Weird And Wrong.

Well, now that Britain's Got Talent is over and yet people have somehow not yet written it, I have to ask: where is my Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell threesomefic? I will settle for just Morgan/Cowell, because it would be gloriously sarcastic and insulting and I so want Piers to kiss Simon in front of the audience just to throw him off and I know I'm not the only one who raised my eyebrows at Morgan's offer of 'beatboxing lessons' after the show (oh, dear, I've become one of those fans), but seriously! Morgan/Holden/Cowell! The occasional surprising cuteness of Piers/Amanda (please tell me I'm not the only person who went 'aww' whenever she leant against him or Piers kissed her hair) combined with the insane bickering hatesex of Morgan/Cowell! Anyone? No?

I do not actually believe that the judges of Britain's Got Talent are doing anything untoward. Um, please don't sue me?
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[identity profile] th-esaurus.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
When did he kiss her hair?!

And yes. I want them (P/S) to have sex. On that stage. Or like, OFFSTAGE WHILE THE AUDIENCE IS THERE.
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-17 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I am sure he did! Did I imagine that? I think it was in one of the semi-finals when she agreed with Piers about an act Simon didn't like, maybe?

ASJFGHJDSGGJHDGS YES OH GOD SLASH IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE IS SUCH AN INSANE KINK OF MINE HELP
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[identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought he kissed her cheek.

*apologises for butting in, runs away again*
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, so my memory is only slightly faulty. Thanks! It was still adorable, anyway.

[identity profile] th-esaurus.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
The door was unlocked and the audience was streaming in and the producer was telling Piers to get the hell in position, but he was, he was in goddamn position, his suit trousers crumpling around his ankles and Simon behind him, in up to the hilt.

"Five fucking minutes, you said," Piers breathed out, grabbing the door handle to hold it shut as footsteps echoed past the door.

He could hear Simon's smirk in his voice. "I underestimated."
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-17 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO KILL ME AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR IT.

YOU BASTARD, SIMON, YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD, YOU KNEW.

[identity profile] ladybella.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT IS

FUCKING HELL I LOVE YOU
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[identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHA YES!

Why do I like the P/S hatesex so much? Why? For one thing, [livejournal.com profile] m_l_h is going to kill me...
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-06-18 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Revised answer: 3.53 on this clip. I SHOULD NOT FIND IT AS CUTE AS I DO.
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