You Know, A Year Ago, I Still Thought RPS Was Weird And Wrong.

[rionaleonhart]

Well, now that Britain's Got Talent is over and yet people have somehow not yet written it, I have to ask: where is my Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell threesomefic? I will settle for just Morgan/Cowell, because it would be gloriously sarcastic and insulting and I so want Piers to kiss Simon in front of the audience just to throw him off and I know I'm not the only one who raised my eyebrows at Morgan's offer of 'beatboxing lessons' after the show (oh, dear, I've become one of those fans), but seriously! Morgan/Holden/Cowell! The occasional surprising cuteness of Piers/Amanda (please tell me I'm not the only person who went 'aww' whenever she leant against him or Piers kissed her hair) combined with the insane bickering hatesex of Morgan/Cowell! Anyone? No?

I do not actually believe that the judges of Britain's Got Talent are doing anything untoward. Um, please don't sue me?

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

Don't tell me you're like those people who watch Top Gear for the cars! (Ahahaha, sorry.)

It was Paul Potts, the opera singer. I was rather pleased with the result, actually.

[aestivalis]

You mean, both the little girls lost? That's fantastic!

Thus revealing the true reason I watch these shows, apparently. Suffer, small fry, sufferrrr. I liked the Bar Wizards though |D