You Know, A Year Ago, I Still Thought RPS Was Weird And Wrong.

[rionaleonhart]

Well, now that Britain's Got Talent is over and yet people have somehow not yet written it, I have to ask: where is my Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell threesomefic? I will settle for just Morgan/Cowell, because it would be gloriously sarcastic and insulting and I so want Piers to kiss Simon in front of the audience just to throw him off and I know I'm not the only one who raised my eyebrows at Morgan's offer of 'beatboxing lessons' after the show (oh, dear, I've become one of those fans), but seriously! Morgan/Holden/Cowell! The occasional surprising cuteness of Piers/Amanda (please tell me I'm not the only person who went 'aww' whenever she leant against him or Piers kissed her hair) combined with the insane bickering hatesex of Morgan/Cowell! Anyone? No?

I do not actually believe that the judges of Britain's Got Talent are doing anything untoward. Um, please don't sue me?

Comments

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE NOT ALL ZOMBIES! Some seems to be furries, or pirates!

THEY ARE DANCING TO THRILLER!

Oh, I see, they are zombie pirates! And I love how worried Ant and Dec are looking.

THEY ARE ASSAULTING ANT AND DEC HAHAHA!

Well, Piers would approve of zombies.

Also, I want their costumes. Except for the jester one.

[rionaleonhart]

Also, I think you should see Damon Scott. Probably my favourite audition.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Simon looks so BORED at first!

That was utterly RIDICULOUS. *sniggers*

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

THE JESTER IS CLEARLY HARLEY QUINN. LULZ.

I love Ant and Dec. XD