You Know, A Year Ago, I Still Thought RPS Was Weird And Wrong.

[rionaleonhart]

Well, now that Britain's Got Talent is over and yet people have somehow not yet written it, I have to ask: where is my Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell threesomefic? I will settle for just Morgan/Cowell, because it would be gloriously sarcastic and insulting and I so want Piers to kiss Simon in front of the audience just to throw him off and I know I'm not the only one who raised my eyebrows at Morgan's offer of 'beatboxing lessons' after the show (oh, dear, I've become one of those fans), but seriously! Morgan/Holden/Cowell! The occasional surprising cuteness of Piers/Amanda (please tell me I'm not the only person who went 'aww' whenever she leant against him or Piers kissed her hair) combined with the insane bickering hatesex of Morgan/Cowell! Anyone? No?

I do not actually believe that the judges of Britain's Got Talent are doing anything untoward. Um, please don't sue me?

Comments

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

*thinks it needs to be written by someone who has written Ant/Dec before*

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

Durn.

Corrupting your friends: you're doing it wrong, Moose...!

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

(Moar? (http://pics.livejournal.com/littlemoose/pic/0003h28x)

Even moar (http://pics.livejournal.com/littlemoose/pic/0003kh6g)?)

Caps by m_l_h... I should have said that before... *headdesk*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

You're corrupting me quite nicely, but alas, I cannot see any Ant or Dec on telly here!