Not You Too, Bob!

[rionaleonhart]

I was originally going to make this a poll, but then I realised it would be much more fun to be able to expand on and talk about why we 'ship them, so I'm just going to ask:

We all have pairings, threesomes et cetera that we find ourselves worryingly intrigued by, no matter how ridiculous/impossible/horribly wrong they are. (At least, I hope we do, because otherwise I'm just strange.) Which are you most ashamed of yourself for?

You probably already know all of mine, because the first thing I do upon finding myself with a new and terrifying 'ship is rush over to Livejournal and inflict it upon all of you. There are few threesomes less sane than Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell, but that doesn't mean I don't want to read it more than words can express. Also, I have a frightening soft spot for Zombie Piers Morgan/Jeremy Clarkson, just for the pure disturbing hatesexy (you probably do not want to know how much time I have spent discussing the finer points of zombie sex with real-life friends) crack of it. Zombie Piers Morgan is so delightfully smug and devious and zombified.

(EDIT: Oh, and Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear Dog. THIS IS ALL THE FAULT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FANFICTION, I SWEAR.)

These don't have to be total crackpairings; if you've got a perfectly respectable pairing that has gained such a bad reputation that you're ashamed of admitting you're a fan, it definitely counts.

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[rionaleonhart]

Gene Hunt/Sam Tyler/Frank Morgan

HELP WHAT AUGH FRANK MORGAN SHOULD NOT BE PAIRED WITH ANYONE

Ahem.

But I have actually thought about Jack/Jackie before, and, er, may have sort of concluded that it would be brilliant.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on! Put poor little by-the-book Sam in a hostile, unorganized situation and give him one ray of shining protocol and he'll positively pine over it! And then you have Morgan in a position of authority, commanding respect, and maybe offering Sam a way out of this mess and I'm not sure if it's torture mentality or stockholm syndrome or what, but you can't deny the potential. And Morgan is so, so brilliant at manipulating emotions, and is scarily charismatic in his own way, and while we won't go into Sam's Daddy issues, Morgan is vauely Daddy-shaped to Sam. Maybe it's just vague enough.

(Jack/Jackie would traumatise Rose so badly.)

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Okay, I seem to be messing up the HTML for some reason.

Anyway, Jack mentioned the thing that you've probably found in your e-mail by now. So Jack/Jackie? MAY HAVE HAPPENED.

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, I loved it when he said that! Mostly because I had been convinced he would have done it, but partially, yes, because of the Jack/Jackie potential.