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rionaleonhart) wrote2007-06-18 10:36 pm
rionaleonhart) wrote2007-06-18 10:36 pm
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Not You Too, Bob!
I was originally going to make this a poll, but then I realised it would be much more fun to be able to expand on and talk about why we 'ship them, so I'm just going to ask:
We all have pairings, threesomes et cetera that we find ourselves worryingly intrigued by, no matter how ridiculous/impossible/horribly wrong they are. (At least, I hope we do, because otherwise I'm just strange.) Which are you most ashamed of yourself for?
You probably already know all of mine, because the first thing I do upon finding myself with a new and terrifying 'ship is rush over to Livejournal and inflict it upon all of you. There are few threesomes less sane than Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell, but that doesn't mean I don't want to read it more than words can express. Also, I have a frightening soft spot for Zombie Piers Morgan/Jeremy Clarkson, just for the pure disturbing hatesexy (you probably do not want to know how much time I have spent discussing the finer points of zombie sex with real-life friends) crack of it. Zombie Piers Morgan is so delightfully smug and devious and zombified.
(EDIT: Oh, and Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear Dog. THIS IS ALL THE FAULT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FANFICTION, I SWEAR.)
These don't have to be total crackpairings; if you've got a perfectly respectable pairing that has gained such a bad reputation that you're ashamed of admitting you're a fan, it definitely counts.
We all have pairings, threesomes et cetera that we find ourselves worryingly intrigued by, no matter how ridiculous/impossible/horribly wrong they are. (At least, I hope we do, because otherwise I'm just strange.) Which are you most ashamed of yourself for?
You probably already know all of mine, because the first thing I do upon finding myself with a new and terrifying 'ship is rush over to Livejournal and inflict it upon all of you. There are few threesomes less sane than Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell, but that doesn't mean I don't want to read it more than words can express. Also, I have a frightening soft spot for Zombie Piers Morgan/Jeremy Clarkson, just for the pure disturbing hatesexy (you probably do not want to know how much time I have spent discussing the finer points of zombie sex with real-life friends) crack of it. Zombie Piers Morgan is so delightfully smug and devious and zombified.
(EDIT: Oh, and Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear Dog. THIS IS ALL THE FAULT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FANFICTION, I SWEAR.)
These don't have to be total crackpairings; if you've got a perfectly respectable pairing that has gained such a bad reputation that you're ashamed of admitting you're a fan, it definitely counts.
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I EVEN WROTE IT.
*covers face in shame*
But you know that, because I have told you before. Other than that, I embrace all the horrible pairings in the world, because apparently I bear no shame over being SICK AND WRONG.
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