YOUR COUNTRY IS SILLY

[rionaleonhart]

Alive and well and in San Francisco! (I saw Hot Fuzz for the first time on the aeroplane. PLEASE TELL ME THAT SOMEONE HAS WRITTEN NICHOLAS ANGEL/SAM TYLER.)

Oh, dear, I'm going to be arrested for jaywalking, aren't I? We can cross wherever we like in England! It's a difficult habit to break! ALSO, THE RIGHT IS A SILLY SIDE FOR VEHICLES TO DRIVE ON.

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[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

HOORAY FOR YOUR BEING ALIVE. Also, I did not know that you could not cross the road wherever you like in America, wtf?

Re Tyler/Angel: I tried, but god knows if I will ever finish it.

[rionaleonhart]

I tried, but god knows if I will ever finish it.

Oh, yay! May I see the start, then? I may have to bully you into continuing.

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

Will emaaaail.

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

I can see it plx? ♥

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

I can email you what I've got, if you like; where should I send it?

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

noonlighteyes@hotmail.co.uk

:D thankyou.

[reipan.livejournal.com]

There, see, ten-hour flights don't kill you ^_^ (Yes, you will be arrested for jaywalking. Make it as interesting as possible, and write the story here.)

[culf.livejournal.com]

Nicholas Angel is meant to be with Danny Butterman! YOU CAN'T STOP THEIR LOVE! Sorry, I've been watching too much House lately.

[treelines.livejournal.com]

NEVER AGAIN APOLOGISE FOR SUCH A THING!

[culf.livejournal.com]

I never will again! I've been watching too little, actually! (Too little means I've watched all the episodes twice in two months. That's when I bought the DVDs after having watched three episodes). The fact that I'm making a Chase-plushy also speaks in my favor of having watched too little. (Even though I like House and Wilson better, I had to after the "I'm sorry you're dying. I'm gonna hug you. Anything to say?" It's just the cutest hug ever!)

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAAAAAAAY.

There're these things called zebra-paths, if you used those, there is less chance of a car driving over you.

Also, the right side is the right side to drive, it's in the name already!

And how much utterly ridiculous fic did you write?

[rionaleonhart]

Er. Not much, really. I wrote Sam-becoming-the-Master fic for wanttobeatree, and then I became completely distracted by trying to write a fic synopsis that included as many of the prompts as possible.

It has thirteen so far, and crosses over Life on Mars, Doctor Who, Scrubs, Top Gear, Final Fantasy XII, Torchwood and Sherlock Holmes. Also, Zombie Piers Morgan shows up.

I am never actually going to write it, before you get any ideas.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

[It has thirteen so far, and crosses over Life on Mars, Doctor Who, Scrubs, Top Gear, Final Fantasy XII, Torchwood and Sherlock Holmes. Also, Zombie Piers Morgan shows up.]

Do we at least get to see the synopsis?

Also, x_los said that she didn't think Doctor Who/28 Days Later MPreg could work. I thought you could almost certainly do it.

Also also, you either need to write copious amounts of prompted Doctor Who fic or have some kind of competition, I think. 'cause I don't want all those prompts to go to waste :P.

[rionaleonhart]

Er, you get to see the synopsis when I can be bothered and have the time to type it up! I can tell you that the start is 'Sam becomes the Master and takes Gene on as his Companion. They travel to the present, where the events of "The Sound of Drums" occur, except awesomer and with Gene. Martha, in her walking-the-Earth, finds herself helping victims of the Toclafane alongside a certain Dr. John Dorian, who unexpectedly becomes a girl while treating Hugh Laurie. Meanwhile, Fran and Balthier swoop in to rescue Jack Harkness from the Master's flying base. (They run into Gene during their escape; he is so busy mocking Balthier for his less-than-heterosexual outfit that he fails to actually stop them.)'

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

Hah!

I await the expanded edition eagerly :).

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

They run into Gene during their escape; he is so busy mocking Balthier for his less-than-heterosexual outfit that he fails to actually stop them.

Ahahahahahahaha. Yesssss. ♥

[rionaleonhart]

P.S. I have never seen 28 Days Later. I am so, so glad about this. Yes, all right, I've written zombie romance, but I draw the line at zombie mpreg.

You're absolutely right! There are so many glorious prompts in there, and so many of them absolutely have to be written.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

[Yes, all right, I've written zombie romance, but I draw the line at zombie mpreg.]

I give it a month. (http://rionaleonhart.livejournal.com/49399.html?mode=reply)

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Damn you for getting my hopes up :p

[ladybella.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE ME, THE RIGHT SIDE IS THE ONLY SIDE TO DRIVE ON.

I'm so tempted to road trip down there and see you. You're right below me, damn it! Same time zone and everything!

Keep us updated, miss you already! :)

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

She lives! :D

Find a pedestrian who looks like they know what they're doing and jump onto their back.

(Noooooo! Angel's meant to be with Danny! Also, was it the silly cut version with all the swearing changed?)

[rionaleonhart]

I think I may have to. THE CARS COME ALONG AND TRY TO RUN YOU OVER EVEN WHEN THE LITTLE WALKING MAN IS LIT UP. WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?

(He is meant to be with Danny, but he is also meant to be paired up with Sam at least a little. THEY ARE THE SAME.)

[treelines.livejournal.com]

Down here in Southern Caifornia we have diagonal crosswalks which are far superior to darb parallels and utter chaos.

Obv. you should backpack your way down and say hello.

[justspaz.livejournal.com]

We happen to think, horrific pun intended, the right side is the right side to drive on. Damn, I lost in the race to make that pun.

We enjoy being silly.

In New York, there is a law that states if you walk in the crosswalk, cars MUST stop for you. Even if they have the green light. It is rude to do that, but it makes you feel in charge.

Have fun!

[plotbunnydoom.livejournal.com]

In our smallish but most excellent town you can't be arrested for jaywalking either. But the cars still drive on the right.

... We also have excellent beer. Yay microbreweries.

[calamitysxchild.livejournal.com]

Uhh I cross the road wherever I want. You are obviously somewhere that is silly and ridiculous. And I live in a hick town.

Why is it silly to drive on? I mean granted, I can't drive whether I'm supposed to be on the right, left, or somewhere off the road, but still!!

[wolfenkahlon.livejournal.com]

Huzzah for being aliveness! hmm, my spell check accepts 'aliveness' but not 'Huzzah'...

You are in America now, where the car is king and they drive on the wrong side of the road! For the left side is the right side, and the right side is the wrong side, so remember that if the right side is the wrong side the left side must be the right side because it is the only one left. (Paraphrased from an old Disney Cartoon).

Bah, pedestrians should be free to go where they wish!

[twilit-wanderer.livejournal.com]

The crossing thing varies place to place! Unless I've been breaking the law all of my life and managed to never get in trouble for it, which seems really unlikely...

I have always felt like a bit of an idiot, because when I spent a few days in England, I completely never even noticed all of the "driving on the other side of the road" stuff.

[livii.livejournal.com]

Welcome!

I'm from Montreal originally, and jaywalking is a sport there between the cars and the pedestrians, so I never obey those silly laws here, heh.

[squeemu.livejournal.com]

YAY! I hope that customs didn't treat you too badly. I really want to see Hot Fuzz, but haven't actually been able to yet. I BLAME BACO, even though it is probably my fault, but WHATEVER.

It depends where you're at? In New York City, everyone crosses the road whenever the want, so you basically can't drive anywhere. I... haven't actually been to San Francisco, so I don't know. HAVE YOU RIDDEN ONE OF THOSE TROLLEY THINGS???

[rionaleonhart]

We actually got an extremely nice man at Customs! He made jokes and was very friendly and generally made me feel a bit silly for being so apprehensive about it.

I have not yet ridden one of those trolley things! I expect I shall at some point.

(IT IS SEVEN IN THE EVENING ON THE CLOCK AND THREE IN THE MORNING IN MY MIND AAAAAAH)

[squeemu.livejournal.com]

Hoorah! I've had bad experiences with Customs people (see: the Abenteuer) and good experiences with them (see: this summer). It's really stressful either way. On the plus side, this last time I got to see a Customs agent drag a scrappy tree around their building, as well as see another throw away a lot of frozen dinners called "HUNGRY MAN."

...it doesn't take much for me to be entertained while waiting in line.

I hope you do! AND THAT YOU TELL US ALL ABOUT IT IN GREAT DETAIL! Or, um, at least your impressions of the town. I like hearing about travel and hijinks! Especially your families hijinks.

(TIME LAG IS TERRIBLE. I -- I would give you some tips, but I don't have any. The only time it happened to me, I just went to bed all day.)

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

I still need to see Hot Fuzz, but the prospect of Angel/Tyler amuses me greatly.

I AGREE ABOUT JAYWALKING AND THAT THE RIGHT IS A SILLY SIDE OF THE ROAD TO DRIVE ON.

Apparently, you can get away with pretty much anything in America if you're English.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS WATCHING LIFE ON MARS, I THOUGH THERE NEEDED TO BE HOT FUZZ CROSSOVER SLASH AS WELL BECAUSE THEY ARE BASICALLY THE SAAAAAAAME.

Anyway. Homg America. So exciting. HAVE MANY MANY FUNS BABE!

[bbakerb.livejournal.com]

IT IS GOOD THAT YOU ARE ALIVE. Also, ride the trolley things! They are cool, and San Francisco is full of HILLS.

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

WHAT why can't you cross the road when you want? What is wrong with that? Clearly America is silly.

Well done for being alive! I am proud of that! (Please don't go and get yourself deaded now I've said that *mad panic* .)

Have a wonderful time, my sweets.

[lakester.livejournal.com]

You've seen lozenger8's unfinished Life on Mars/Hot Fuzz crossover Better Beware, Better Take Care (http://lozenger8.livejournal.com/612635.html), right?

[(Anonymous)]

Hurrah for your being alive! Alive is always good.

...I have never seen Hot Fuzz (ohtheshame), but Life On Mars crossovers=awesome.

Isn't Britain, like, one of VERY FEW countries that drive on the left? EVERYONE ELSE IS MAD.

I hope you are not arrested and that you continue to be alive and well!