"I Can't Believe You Destroyed The Stars Again."

[rionaleonhart]

dracothelizard is still sleeping, I believe. Last night, I introduced her to the hellish brain-eating explosion of colours that is We ♥ Katamari (she wants to see fic in which Jeremy Clarkson is the King of All Cosmos and forces Richard and James to roll up stars, which I think would be one of the very few cases in which the substitution of Jeremy Clarkson would be less frightening than the original character), and then we discussed the concept of pairing characters up purely on the basis of their having the same name.

I mention this purely so that if you ever check your friendspage and find out that I have written Richard Hammond/Richard III, you will know exactly who is to blame.

Comments

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to see I'm not the only lazy bastard when it comes to sleeping.

(I-IS NOW A GOOD TIME TO MENTION MY WORRY ABOUT THE SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS? I.E. THREE PEOPLE + TWO BEDS = WHAT.)

[rionaleonhart]

(Three people + two beds + a mattress on the floor = everyone wins!)

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

It sounds like the set-up for some very cliched porn.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I would just like to say that I replaced Richard III with Richard I, and that there weren't many fictional characters called Richard we could think of (well, there was Richard Richard from Bottom, but that would be cruel) for the Big Richard Crossover. And the Big Jeremy Crossover would be useless, as no one else in the world seems to be called Jeremy, let alone a fictional character.

Also, the Stig would so be involved in the katamari rolling, and they would try to roll up either shitty cars for Jeremy to blow up in the sky, or really good cars to please Jeremy. It would be very much on crack!

[sideshow-meg.livejournal.com]

A Big Jeremy crossover should include Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Paxman, Jeremy Kyle all have a fight.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Well, Clarkson would set the other two on fire by accident, says Riona, so I think that would mean Clarkson wins.

[sideshow-meg.livejournal.com]

Does Riona not think that Paxman would just outsnark Clarkson whilst Jeremy Kyle ran around with his bodyguards?

[rionaleonhart]

Yes, but fire beats snark, I'm sorry to say.

[sideshow-meg.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, that is true. Damn you Riona

[rionaleonhart]

That was Draco, actually. Because she is an evil account thief.

Or at least a mildly evil accidental account user.

[rionaleonhart]

(I would like it to be known that I believe snark beats fire in almost all situations.)

[sideshow-meg.livejournal.com]

(You are redemmed)

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Couldn't it be Richard Hammond/every King Richard? Including the ones who were related and killed each other?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Hang on, mental historical crossovers based on first names?

I won't be doing it!

Um.

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

We showed you this, right?

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/janaquizinha/1571481295/)

Re: Um.

[rionaleonhart]

I remember seeing that! You are far too awesome. Does anyone ever stop you in the street and comment on it?

Re: Um.

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

They probably would if I wore it out of the house more. XD Trouble is, while we do wear hats at work, I wouldn't want to bring it into a commercial kitchen with me, especially since we fry stuff all the time.

Because the last thing anyone wants or needs is a greasy katamari. XD

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

LOL KATAMARI

i keep meaning to get hold of it at some point.

WRITE FIC

[averysmallthing.livejournal.com]

Ooh, and Jeremy could wear a big giant hat thing and a CAPE! And the guys could bounce around on his toes!

Is there any possibility of a James May/James I sequel to your Richard Hammond/Richard III fic. Because, well, it would be SO COOL! And the guys could hunt down Guy Fawkes and all those other people and save Parliament and everyone, and James I would reward James with smexin'!

[justspaz.livejournal.com]

That game is quite addicting. Once, my brother was playing it and my uncle and I came to watch. Soon, all three of us were just staring, unblinkingly, at the screen, shouting "I want to see you roll up the universe!"

Although now, I'm thinking this isn't as rare as I thought.

[galaxysong9.livejournal.com]

I'll admit, every time I play Katamari I spend the next twelve looking around and thinking, "Hey! I could totally roll that up and that up and that up and that and that and that and that..." But at that point it's usually three in the morning and I'd be drunk with tired anyway. :)

"I don't care how many stars we need, I'm not having on with a Hyundai in it anywhere in my sight! Bring me a Lambo-star or a Bugatti-star!"

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

HAI RIONA. Just to say I don't think I'm going to be there tomorrow. D: I hope you all have an amazing time, though!

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

"I wasn't drunk," said Clarkson.

It was difficult to accomodate them all in the news room since their recent change of size. Clarkson was adamant that, at five kilometers tall, the differential between himself and Hammond (five centimetres) was essentially the same. Hammond responded that Clarkson no longer fit on his chair. Fortunately, two hours with a Vauxhall Cavalier and Tim Wonnacott and they had bargain furniture set up precisely for the purpose. Clarkson had also acquired a crown.

"Not to disagree with you," May said, in his most reasonable voice (he had quite a selection), "but you destroyed every single star in the night sky and now can't remember doing it."

"The reasonable conclusion to draw here..." Hammond added, in agreement.