I Was Born In The Battle Of The Somme.

[rionaleonhart]

Meme. BECAUSE WHY NOT.

...well, actually, I know why not. It's because you people are pure evil and will probably give me some really freaking weird things to write. BUT I WILL POST THIS ANYWAY. BECAUSE I AM A FOOL.

Give me a character (or a pairing, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. Crossover if you must), and a theme to go with it, and I'll write you a one sentence fic. Repeat as many times as you like.

I'll try to stick to one sentence. If I feel the urge to write anything longer, I'll give you a one-sentence fic as well. If I'm given any Silent Hill 2 prompts, I may well expand upon them and use them for the fanfic100 challenge. I will of course give you your fair share of the royalties.

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

You know, I got confused while reading this comment and thought for a moment that you had asked for James and Mary on wagons. Whether it would have meant talking about wagons or literally being on wagons, I'm not entirely sure. Anyway, you'll get the afterlife one... at some point! Hopefully before six months have passed.

Because this moment is what I immediately think of when given that character set and prompt. Spoilers for Silent Hill 2. ASSLESS FREEEEEAK.




As Eddie raised the shotgun and James stood frozen with terror, his mind replaying the conversation just moments before (The next person who makes fun of me, I'll kill 'em!), his last conscious thought was that perhaps "Eddie, have you gone nuts?" was not the smartest thing he could have said.

[squeemu.livejournal.com]

*ROFLROFL* Oh man, awesome. So awesome. I always yell at James when he does that. Because -- I mean, okay, it's good that you're a good guy James and trying to convince Eddie that killing isn't good, but. But maybe you could pick your times better?

Best one-sentence drabble ever! You should totally expand on that if you ever get the urge!

...Ya know, on second thought, I probably should've just said "afterlife" instead of "on afterlife." It kind of makes it sound like it's some crazy new drug. I keep picturing James and Mary on a wagon now and can't stop laughing.

[squeemu.livejournal.com]

Also!

James, assless freaks. Yes, assless freaks is the theme. I AM SURE THERE HAVE GOT TO BE SOME IN SILENT HILL.