I Was Born In The Battle Of The Somme.

[rionaleonhart]

Meme. BECAUSE WHY NOT.

...well, actually, I know why not. It's because you people are pure evil and will probably give me some really freaking weird things to write. BUT I WILL POST THIS ANYWAY. BECAUSE I AM A FOOL.

Give me a character (or a pairing, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. Crossover if you must), and a theme to go with it, and I'll write you a one sentence fic. Repeat as many times as you like.

I'll try to stick to one sentence. If I feel the urge to write anything longer, I'll give you a one-sentence fic as well. If I'm given any Silent Hill 2 prompts, I may well expand upon them and use them for the fanfic100 challenge. I will of course give you your fair share of the royalties.

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[rionaleonhart]

I just wish I could see her again, he said, sighing, and the stranger looked carefully at him over the top of his glass for some time before saying, very quietly, Have you ever heard of time-travel?

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

...I WANT THIS FIC.

We've been neglecting poor ol' FF9 and FF10 (and, y'know, FF7). So, with that in mind, let's have Highwinds vs. Invincible vs... IXION!

[rionaleonhart]

(I couldn't remember whether FFX's airship was called the Highwind, so I'm going to assume that by 'Highwinds' you were referring to Cid and his airship. CONVENIENT ASSUMPTIONS SOLVE EVERYTHING.)



Cloud wasn't entirely sure why they were ramming the other airship - Cid was swearing loudly at anyone who asked - and he wasn't sure whether it was a very good idea, because the other airship certainly looked more suited to battle, but he didn't have much time to worry about it because the man on top of it (who had hair of an unnervingly familiar shade) was holding up a stone of some sort (Materia?), and a second later a gigantic thunder-horse was riding out of the clouds, and that was very rarely a good thing.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

(Actually, that was a typo. But hey, I got added Cid from it, so whoo!)

Actually, Cid is just fun. Lets have Cid VII and Cid X arguing about airship specs!

[rionaleonhart]

(Sorry for reposting; I'm being particularly anal typo-wise today.)

The pink-and-purple-and-orange airship was the most hideous thing he had ever seen, and so naturally he had to say so, and he couldn't have known that it belonged to the man he had been talking to (although he would probably have said it even if he had), and he might even have apologised (although he probably wouldn't have) if the other Cid hadn't retaliated with a disparaging comment about the slightly phallic design of the Highwind - but he had, and that meant war.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

Man, Cid Highwind makes everything more interesting.

SO LET US HAVE HIM MEET PYRAMID HEAD.

BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOU DO TO INTERESTING CHARACTERS. YOU HAVE THEM MEET PYRAMID HEAD.

[eva-kasumi.livejournal.com]

I'm procrastinating and rereading random stuff and I found this and this is the most hilarious thread EVER.

Your powers of crack are AMAZING. <333 you. I don't suppose there's any chance of forcing more crack prompts on you?

[rionaleonhart]

Hee, thank you!

I actually reposted this meme very recently, so if you want some crackalicious one-sentence fics, comment away!