Way To Go, Self.

[rionaleonhart]

DEAR EVERYONE: shoebox_project was hacked, and I clicked the links the hacker posted, because I'm stupid, and apparently these links have been known to install keyloggers on clickers' computers, and I have run a virus scan but it has not detected anything, which is actually slightly less reassuring than running a scan and having it say 'yeah, you had a problem but now we have fixed it!', so, er.

SO THERE IS A CHANCE THAT SOMEBODY WILL HACK INTO MY LIVEJOURNAL AND DELETE ALL OF MY ENTRIES.

This would not be awesome. So, er, if all of my entries suddenly disappear and I post an entry with a suspicious-looking link to a site that ends with '.ru', don't click, guys.

I politely request that you all write 'sorry you're so stupid' snippets of fanfiction about Jensen and Jared in the comments. (By '"sorry you're so stupid" fanfiction' I mean fanfiction to distract me from thinking 'you're an idiot, Riona', but if you would like to write Jared/Jensen fanfiction with 'sorry you're so stupid' as a prompt, please do!)

Comments

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

"I can't believe you're not showing any sympathy." Jensen flopped down on the couch. "Worst boyfriend ever."

"Fine. I'm very, very sorry that you're so stupid. Seriously did you not watch the show before agreeing to go on it?"

"I did!" Jensen pouted. "They didn't say the tall guy was gay! I thought it was the guy with the hair!"

"Seriously? Jeremy Clarkson flirts with every guest he's ever had. And you decided to go out for drinks with him."

"Why aren't you all jealous that he kissed me?" Jensen folded his arms. "Aren't you supposed to be all 'Grr, argh, protect my boyfriend!'?"

"He's on another continent. And you haven't stopped brushing your teeth since you got back."

"He invited me back, you know."

"Yeah?"

"I might do it. Just to piss you off."

"Fine." Jared sighed. "Grr, argh, protect my boyfriend. Why I oughtta...ooh, that Clarson...happy now?" He sat down next to Jensen on the couch.

Jensen kept sulking. "What is it about me and guys who are freakishly tall and incredibly annoying?"

"It's the model face, dude." Jared leaned in for a kiss. "We keep thinking you're a chick."

[rionaleonhart]

Eeee, thank you!

"It's the model face, dude." Jared leaned in for a kiss. "We keep thinking you're a chick."

I love them so much when they make fun of each other. Also, Jensen on Top Gear would be excellent. Especially if Clarkson flirted with him or made inappropriate remarks, as of course he would.

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Oh eee. And May would be drywitted and they'd probably get on like a house on fire with Hammond.