Way To Go, Self.

[rionaleonhart]

DEAR EVERYONE: shoebox_project was hacked, and I clicked the links the hacker posted, because I'm stupid, and apparently these links have been known to install keyloggers on clickers' computers, and I have run a virus scan but it has not detected anything, which is actually slightly less reassuring than running a scan and having it say 'yeah, you had a problem but now we have fixed it!', so, er.

SO THERE IS A CHANCE THAT SOMEBODY WILL HACK INTO MY LIVEJOURNAL AND DELETE ALL OF MY ENTRIES.

This would not be awesome. So, er, if all of my entries suddenly disappear and I post an entry with a suspicious-looking link to a site that ends with '.ru', don't click, guys.

I politely request that you all write 'sorry you're so stupid' snippets of fanfiction about Jensen and Jared in the comments. (By '"sorry you're so stupid" fanfiction' I mean fanfiction to distract me from thinking 'you're an idiot, Riona', but if you would like to write Jared/Jensen fanfiction with 'sorry you're so stupid' as a prompt, please do!)

Comments

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Jared and Jensen will happily bone the hacker's dog with me!

Also, Jensen probably can be stupid enough to read the start of an essay like that and then read it completely.

[rionaleonhart]

Man, I'm not sure I'd be able to stay away if someone wrote an essay like that about me. There are some levels of insanity it's difficult to pass by, and when you're the subject...

Riona's hair frequently behaves rather like the fur of an electrocuted wildcat, but that only makes her more stunning...

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

See, I'm now almost tempted to do a joke version about you, but I'd run out of material after "has an impressive evil expression" and "looks suspiciously like a genderswapped Orlando Bloom,"

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

Riona is too many people. What is that now, five? Seriously, even I'm getting confused.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

You totally have freckles like drops of caramel! And your hair is like a waterfall of delicious chocolate!

Okay, food stuff comparisons are definitely worrying.