rionaleonhart | Way To Go, Self.

DEAR EVERYONE: shoebox_project was hacked, and I clicked the links the hacker posted, because I'm stupid, and apparently these links have been known to install keyloggers on clickers' computers, and I have run a virus scan but it has not detected anything, which is actually slightly less reassuring than running a scan and having it say 'yeah, you had a problem but now we have fixed it!', so, er.

SO THERE IS A CHANCE THAT SOMEBODY WILL HACK INTO MY LIVEJOURNAL AND DELETE ALL OF MY ENTRIES.

This would not be awesome. So, er, if all of my entries suddenly disappear and I post an entry with a suspicious-looking link to a site that ends with '.ru', don't click, guys.

I politely request that you all write 'sorry you're so stupid' snippets of fanfiction about Jensen and Jared in the comments. (By '"sorry you're so stupid" fanfiction' I mean fanfiction to distract me from thinking 'you're an idiot, Riona', but if you would like to write Jared/Jensen fanfiction with 'sorry you're so stupid' as a prompt, please do!)

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Ahahaha, I love that Sam kept on making the effort to communicate with Pikachu even when Dean was unconscious. Also, Pikachu and Pyramid Head in the same story: always amazing. And Supernatural/Pokémon crossovers make me so happy. Although the thought of them hunting Pyramid Head distresses me, because that's not going to end well.

"Uh, Dean?" Sad said warily, backing away. "I think you made it mad."

Dean rolled his eyes. "And?"

"Seriously man, I think its cheeks might be crackling or something and--"

"PI. KA. CHUUUUU."

"AUGH OH FUCKING GOD SHIT OW."

THE WHOLE THING IS BEAUTIFUL. (Have you ever watched Supernatural? I can't remember. If you haven't, I am impressed by your magical characterisation skills!)

They had followed the thing all the same through some sort of spinny portal-type thing, to land in a place that was decidedly...grey.

"This place looks like it belongs in a freaking horror game or something," Dean muttered, feeling uncharacteristically nervous. Not that he'd ever admit it.

Same was more obvious. "It feels like death," he said uneasily.

"Death," was the flat reply. "What, did you somehow magically gain this ability when we got sucked into the magic spinny thing of doom?"

"Shut up Dean, I mean it. We're not even in our own world anymore. If the metal head guy is here, then we can just go home."

"And just how do we go? The thing we arrived through closed up, remember?"

"Um." Sam's eyes widened just a little.

Dean sighed. "He's behind me and covered in blood, isn't he."

"Pretty much, yeah."

Dean turned and eyed Metal Head, who in turn stared back. Which was really creepy, actually, considering the thing didn't look like it could even see out of his stupid hat.

It stared at them, they stared at it.

"Now what?" Sam whispered. "Because that is a big freaking sword, and that is a lot of blood, and I don't have my gun on me." The place rusted them away within minutes. Dean hadn't been very happy.

He still wasn't. They and the monster were at an impass. He hated situations like this. Monster attacks, you shoot it/stab it/send it back to the depths of hell, it dies/gets sucked into a fiery hole in the ground, you go home and maybe get some sleep. You do not spend eons staring each other down, especially when said monster had no visible eyes.

Then, slowly, almost as if it was trying to signal that it meant no harm, wasn't going to attack, it raised a bloody arm and point directly behind them.

Sam kept an eye on the thing while Dean turned to check it out.

"It's another portal thing," he told Sam. "Want to try getting out of here?"

"On three, we rush."

Four seconds later, they were both standing back in the forest they had started in, blinking and looking around. There was no metal head or anything else like him in sight.

"Hey, look," Sam said. "Color."

Dean snorted. "Come on, case closed. Let's go."

As they were walking back to the impala, Dean wondered why the metal head had let them know about the portal. He had seemed to like killing things just fine. When he mentioned it to Sam, he got a funny look.

"Didn't you see the little blue thing sitting on it's shoulder?" he asked. "It wouldn't stop making noises and bothering him. I think he showed us the way out to shut it up. It stopped talking after metal head pointed."

"Right. And what was it saying?"

"Uh... It sounded like 'manip' or 'mukip' or something. Sort of like how Pikachu talked."

Dean would have smacked Sam for being so annoying, except that he knew his brother couldn't make this shit up. "That's enough, get in the car."

"Dean?"

"We are leaving this forest and we are never coming back."

/cop-out ending.

THERE, IS THIS BETTER? THEY HUNTED PYRAMID HEAD AND IT EVEN ENDED WELL ~~if completely unrealistically~~.

And no, I have never watched Supernatural (oh wait, I think I saw it once). Never played Silent Hill either. All I know about characterization, I learned from you XD

My magical characterization skills bloomed from necessity; I have a lot of experience writing for things I know nothing about XD; I have several friends who make me do it all the time >.>

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT PYRAMID HEAD DOES NOT LIEK MUDKIPS?

Also, ahahaha! Oh, Dean, I understand. If Pyramid Head were staring at me, I don't think I'd notice the Mudkip sitting on its shoulder either.

OR MAYBE HE REALLY LIKES THEM AND THUS LISTENED TO ONE INSTEAD OF KILLING IT. PICK WHICHEVER.

Pyramid Head with a Mudkip! This is so awesome! You are freaky genius person!

Hee, thank you for the comment! For my first time writing a crossover of such magically weird proportions, I'm quite proud of what I managed.

Especially considering I've never watched Supernatural, played Silent Hill, or really got past the pokemon episodes that made the things number a million instead of just 150!

Way To Go, Self.

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